Wife: Asks something from other side of the house. Me:

by matthewcando

14 comments
  1. They usually wait until you get to the other side of the house as well

  2. Ah…the old ‘Asks something when you’re in an environment that YOU can’t hear the question’ which is only slightly less annoying than ‘Asks question from an environment from which THEY can’t hear the answer’.

    I don’t experience either of those. Ever. At all. Ever.

  3. Me “no it’s ok, I’ll come to you, your time and energy is more valuable and important than mine”

  4. None of all that. I’d just ring you, and ring you, and ring you..

  5. At least she’s pretending to do it verbally. Too many bad experiences here of women expecting me to be telepathic.

  6. What what whaaat was that word young man, word young man word young man… Little boy you’re going to hell!

  7. the worst is when you get sent to find something, have a good look and can’t find it, return to wife to tell her you can’t find it, and it turns out she’s been sat on it (by ‘it’ I mean her phone)

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