Donald Trump to make mystery announcement to the world today after health fears

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-make-mystery-announcement-35830731

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  1. He’s going to join Dr. Strange in the Sanctum to get healed?

  2. Some bullshit thing. Probably to advertise some product or service he’s making money from in a flagrant abouse of the constitution and the people of the United States.

    But apparently they’re fine with it, so…

  3. He has finally realized how crazy the BS he’s been doing to us really is, and is stepping down from the presidency……oh wait, I’m asleep and dreaming.

  4. He’s playing 6D chess this time. He’s going to announce that he’s standing down. Then, when all you lefties are off their heads on the champagne and bourbon that you’ve been posting pictures of, he’ll take over the world!!! Mwahhhhhhh!!!!! (/s just in case😁)

  6. Probably giving Rudy Giuliani the Presidential Medal of Honor.

  8. I’ll bet they are going to drug him up good before this announcement

  10. Perhaps Oral Roberts angle.

    In January 1987, during a fundraising drive, Roberts announced to a television audience that unless he raised $8 million by that March, God would “call him home.” However, the year before on Easter he had told a gathering at the Dallas Convention Center that God had instructed him to raise the money “by the end of the year” or he would die.[45] Regardless of this new March deadline and the fact that he was still $4.5 million short of his goal, some were fearful that he was referring to suicide, given the impassioned pleas and tears that accompanied his statement. Late in March 1987, while Roberts was fasting and praying in the Prayer Tower, Florida, dog track owner Jerry Collins donated $1.3 million. Highly worried by what he perceived as Roberts threatening to starve himself, Collins said, “I did it in order to save the guy from going to heaven in a hurry. It’s got nothing to do with religion. I’ve been a Baptist and a Methodist. I believe in religion and not just the church. You have to help one another.” Altogether, Roberts raised a total of $9.1 million.

  11. “We will release the Epstein files in 2 weeks”.

    *narrator’s voice: it should be noted, it’s always in 2 weeks.*

  12. It’ll be so funny if the press just asks questions about the trumpstein files. He’ll be so pissed.

  13. I still haven’t seen proof he’s actually alive.

  16. Might be the swearing in of Vance if Trump steps down for his health.

  17. Should be anything goes news except the daily star trash

  18. I don’t “fear” his health. I hope he is very unhealthy!

  19. Probably a new plan to haul out all the animals in shelters and execute them in public, or something Trumpian like that.

  22. > The president might use Tuesday to give the American people a more thorough look at his health status

    Yeah, sure…

  23. He’s going to announce he is going to investigate October is no longer allowed to be orange as he’s oranger

  24. Hes just going into the hyperbaric time chamber for a week to train.

  25. He’s going to step down for health reasons, ignore precedent and law, and appoint Barron president … because he’s the tallest and knows all about computer machines.

  26. I pray for the safe and speedy recovery of the United States of America

  27. “Doctors told me I’m the healthiest President ever. So I’ve reduced the price of Trump bibles to $50.”

  28. Why does he have to announce that he’s going to announce something?

  31. >President Donald Trump is set to make an unspecified announcement today at 2pm US time from within the Oval Office, as per an alert issued to the White House press pool yesterday.

    What TF is “US” time?!? And where are the Epstein files?

  32. Vance will take over and pardon Dumple. Everything leak and he runs to Russia.

  33. I care less about what the orange lying sack of shit announces and more about when he’ll face justice for his countless crimes against humanity and child rape.

  34. He’s going to creat the media diversion from Epstein victims.

  35. Epstein didn’t kill himself. He somehow broke his neck in three places while ‘hanging’ with his knees on the ground.

  36. Unless his announcement is that he is turning himself over to be prosecuted for his many many crimes, it’s garbage and should be ignored.

  37. We have agreed with Russia to trade Alaska for the Russian position in Ukraine. We will resume fighting Ukraine immediately. I have always wanted to be neighbors with my friend Vlad. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

  38. IF he was going to resign it would be prime time NOT the middle of the afternoon.

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