Norwegian Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of Bouvet Island is Ready for any and all American Fuckery!

by Severin_Suveren

4 comments
  1. Should he be concerned about Putin taking Svalbard? I don’t think Americans are fare any brown cheese at the moment

  2. Give him a Swedish K. Good for his size. I know the Philippines had a monkey soldier that they taught to shoot, and it shot a Swedish K – on target/in its immediate direction, not just in its general direction, and I feel like we should do the same. The Phillies have their monkey soldier and we have our sociopath penguin (you know all penguins are sociopaths right? Look it up). He is a beast. Fuck yeah. Sociopath penguin vs. stupid Philippino monkey, we all know what’s going to happen m’whahh! Do penguins hide fingers inside a fur glove or something, where’s their finger?

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