Meatball Ron DeSantis (who graduated from woke Yale University and Harvard Law School) has announced he’s repealing Florida seat belt laws effective immediately

Posted by PairRevolutionary669

27 comments

  1. I can never tell these days whether some posts are satire.

  2. He can kill off his own constituency on a crash-by-crash basis.

  4. Damn, DeSantis has to be one of the most obnoxiously dumb people to ever attend those institutions. 

  6. The race to kill Americans is heating up. The competition is fierce.

  7. Wow, people are still pissed about seatbelts? Let the dummies who ride without one do it. We will all see what happens to them. /s

    Drawin awards are going to get alot of award recipients.

  8. Is he going to celebrate this owning of the libs with pudding cups?

  9. So, increasing traffic deaths is making america great again because it’s so imperative that we go back to a time when the MAGAs weren’t having their super secure masculinity threatened by having to wear a safety belt that gives them big ouchies on their triple chins. Fucking losers, coming up with more ways for people to die instead of working on anything that helps anyone.

  10. In his defense, the fewer people there are, there will be less people who hate them.

  11. In lieu of seatbelts, Florida drivers must have a loaded gun in their lap while driving at all times.

  12. “Florida will give $1000 to anyone who wants to voluntarily die! Please sign your name here. And here.”

  14. If the radioactive roads won’t do it. Just make cocaine legal and remove the speed limit Ronnie.

  17. This is all part of Trump’s plan to save social security. He’s playing 3d chess.

  19. Floridians think their auto insurance rates are high right now. Just wait until this law takes effect!

  20. If your state was responsible for as many retirees as Florida is, you’d be looking for ways to pump the brakes too.

  21. So, is this real? I’m so exhausted with all of this.

  25. What a moronic policy decision. People will probably die.

  26. No vaccines, no helmet law, no seatbelts… sounds peachy.

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