Trump Rants About Epstein “Hoax,” Brags About Troops in American Cities & All of Our Enemies Team Up

Trump Rants About Epstein “Hoax,” Brags About Troops in American Cities & All of Our Enemies Team Up

Thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us here in Hollywood. They got another big day in Washington. I’m not sick. I’m okay. Don’t worry. you know, um, Congress is back to work in Washington right now where, uh, whether they like it or not, and for a lot of Republicans who support Donald Trump, the answer is not. At the White House today, the president of Poland had the misfortune to visit in the middle of Hurricane Epstein. As you probably know, Republicans forced an early recess over the summer to avoid having to vote on whether to release the Epstein files, which many of them do not want to do because it would upset Orange Julius Caesar bigly. So, they kicked the can in the hopes that, I don’t know, we’d be hit by a tidal wave or something. It would wash away, but it didn’t wash away. So, they tried another dumb idea. again. Uh, this time the House Oversight Committee released some of the Epstein files, around 33,000 pages of the Epstein files, the vast majority of which had already been released. You would think that of all the cases, the one for Jeffrey Epstein would get a full release. But no. Now, there was some new information in the documents. Contrary to what Trump’s attorney general, Pam Bondi said, there was video of that missing minute of security footage shot outside Epstein’s cell, that footage somehow somehow this footage got re-edited more times than the Zack Snider Justice League cut. But and it is a big problem for Trump because the push to release the names isn’t just coming from the left. This is a bipartisan effort. It’s coming from inside the House. Hardcore conspiracy theorists have joined arms with Democrats to push for a vote on this. Here’s where we stand right now. The majority of Republicans, including this human ottoman, Mike Johnson, the speaker of the house, do not want to release the files. They say it would be dangerously irresponsible to do that. The people who are trying to eliminate the measles vaccine, believe it would be dangerously irresponsible to release these files. But a handful of Republicans are siding with Democrats to force it. They want to see it all. They want to know who Jeffrey Epstein’s friends are. Which um I have to say I know who one of them is. He looks like this. The guy that husky one on in the pink tie on the Yes. That is a man Jeffrey Epstein described as his best friend. This guy brazenly pulled Epstein’s wingwoman, his personal madam Gelain Maxwell, out of real prison last month and transferred her into what is basically a courtyard by Marriott. The woman who has all the information on everyone is suddenly in a prison that has Pilates class thanks to President Trump. And nobody bats an eye about this. Today, some of the Epstein um and Maxwell victims held a press conference on the steps of the capital to demand release of the files and to announce that they are making their own list of men who assaulted them for release. You know, they were they were scared and they’re so scared to release the names, but now they have an unlikely ally from inside MAGA. I also encouraged him already this morning that he should have these women in the Oval Office. They deserve to be there. You spoke to him? Yes, I did. And um I I told him I’d be happy to set that up um arranging with their attorney uh by sharing his phone number. What was his reaction about? I haven’t got an answer back. I’m sure he’ll get back to you on that very very soon. Is she that adam of it that she thinks he would want to meet these women in the Oval Office? Like sure, send them in. I’d love to say hello. I haven’t seen them since they were teenagers. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but good going Marjorie Taylor Green. According to the president, this is all another elaborate madeup Democrat plot to distract us from the historically awesome job he is doing. I think we’re probably having, according to what I read, even from two people in this room, we’re having the most successful eight months of any president ever. And that’s what I want to talk about. That’s what we should be talking about, not the Epstein hoax. We are almost at the I never met anyone named Jeffrey Epstein part of this story. So, what they’re trying to do with the Epstein hoax is get people to talk about that instead of speaking about the tremendous success like ending seven wars. I ended seven wars. That’s a lot of wars. Any we may have heard of, by the way, seven wars. Last week it was 10 wars. Now it’s se tomorrow it’ll be 15 wars. This guy is ending. He ended Star Wars. I don’t know if you heard that. He did. Poor Mark Hamill. Had to move on to other things. Listen, I have an idea of how you can get people to stop talking about releasing the Epstein files. Release the Epstein files. That would mean just release them. You keep giving us pieces. What is he hiding? Like, there has to be something in there about it. I can’t imagine him doing this because he cares about anyone else. This Epstein list, it’s the first time Trump didn’t want his name on something. There’s a lot of speculation naturally, including from the writer Michael Wolf, who wrote a bunch of books about Trump. Wolf floated the possibility that Trump may have had Epstein killed himself, which listen, I know he’s done a lot of things, bad things, but I don’t think Donald Trump ordered a hit on Jeffrey Epstein. And the reason I don’t think he ordered a hit is because if he did, he wouldn’t be able to shut up about it. He would He was not a good guy. He’s a bad guy. And now, thanks to your favorite president, he’s gone. I had him rubbed out. That would I killed two Jeffre Epstein and the Toys R Us Rush giraffe gone. Meanwhile, all our enemies are teaming up. The president of China hosted a big military celebration with special guests Vlad Putin and Kim Jong-un. You can see them here. The axis of Dr. Evils with their liaboos. They gave him all the boo. Uh, this obviously did not sit well with the president. He posted, “May President Xi and the wonderful people of China have a great and lasting day of celebration. Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un as you conspire against the United States of America.” President Donald J. Trump. It sounds like somebody’s bummed he wasn’t invited to the super villain sleepover. It’s And China, they really went all out on this. They had a huge parade. They had huge crowds. Lavish meals. All of Trump’s strongman crushes were there. It felt like it was staged specifically to upset. It was like the diplomatic equivalent of posting a bikini shot to make your ex jealous. President G arrived in a limousine with four microphones installed on the roof. He was he popped out of the There was a lot of pomp and circumstance uh at this event. You can see the limousines as he addresses thousands of troops and onlookers and um they you know little accident. They spent the next 30 minutes exchanging insurance information but it was quite a show of precision and force. They had new weapons on display and they really stuck it to old Captain Kangaroo. [Music] [Applause] [Music] I I don’t know about you, but I surrender already. I’m just another chill Tuesday in China. Meanwhile, back at home, President Orange Chicken has been taking a victory lapse to celebrate his decision to storm our nation’s Starbucks in Washington with unneeded and unwanted troops. Now, it’s considered a totally safe zone. Restaurants are open. They’re bustling restaurants. You have to see restaurants were dying. Nobody wanted to go out. They didn’t want to be attacked. They didn’t want to be mugged. They didn’t want to be attacked even in the restaurant. And you take a look at what’s happened. friends of mine that haven’t gone to a restaurant in four years. One one of them went out five times in the last two weeks to a restaurant with his family. Oh, that’s great. Mission accomplished. He has these sickopants tell him what he wants to hear. They come in his office and they say, “I went to dinner five times in the last two weeks.” And it just becomes fact. It just becomes true. Even though reservations for restaurants in Washington, according to Open Table, the restaurant reservation website, are at an all-time low. They’re down more than 30% compared to this time last year. Because nothing makes diners feel comfortable like armed guards roaming the streets. And these soldiers have nothing to do. They’re just these troops from the National Guard who are supposedly there to fight crime have very little crime to fight. So they’ve been raking leaves to keep busy. He’s turning our National Guard into our National Gardeners. When he called the National Guard, he did this to us. He called the National Guard into LA for no reason. It killed the restaurants downtown. They still haven’t fully recovered from it. But you wouldn’t know it if you listen to puppy dumber Christy Gnome. Uh I won’t speak to the specifics of the operations that are planned in other cities, but I do know that LA wouldn’t be standing today if President Trump hadn’t taken action. then that city would have burned down if left to the devices of the mayor and the governor of that state. And so, uh, the citizens who live there, the small business owners in downtown LA, they’re thankful. What are you, you’re booing because you are from LA and you know that there is nothing true about that we were here. That statement, I mean, it’s mindboggling. That statement is as phony as her face. That is just not true. The idea that LA business owners are thankful to the president for turning the city into a police state for no reason. It seems fanciful to me. But who knows? Maybe Chrissy Gnome is right. Maybe they are thankful. Maybe he made America grateful again. I don’t know. Uh to find out though, we sent a camera out to downtown LA to ask business owners if they are thankful to President Trump. [Music] Do you want to thank Donald Trump for uh everything he’s done for your business? No. So, you’re a small business owner in downtown LA? Correct. Would you say you’re thankful? Absolutely not. Are you saying that things have not improved? Uh, no. Things have gotten worse. So, I’m guessing you don’t want to thank Trump. No. Everything in the past few months has been bad. Real bad. So, I’m guessing you don’t want to thank him. No. How are your sales now versus sales before Trump? 50% down. 50% down. So, maybe we What would you say to Trump? You wouldn’t say thank you then. I won’t say. No. Do you want to thank Donald Trump for how much he’s cleaned up downtown? Absolutely not. Are you kidding? I’m like, ask the co-workers that are not here today because we can’t afford to pay everyone right now. I would say uh my initial response um under much deliberation uh would would not be a thank you. It would be a how come. Are you thankful that the troops were sent in? No, because I feel like it wasn’t necessary. Is there anything you want to thank Donald Trump for? Uh thank you foring things up. All right. Well, hey, that’s something, I guess, right? GMO, do you know how many subscribers we have on YouTube now? Uh 20 millions. That’s right. Yeah, that’s why we’re wearing these glasses. Thanks for being a subscriber. If you’re not, help us get to 20 million and one. [Music]

The House Oversight Committee released some of the Epstein Files, contrary to what Attorney General Pam Bondi said there was video of the missing minute of security footage shot outside Epstein’s cell, hardcore conspiracy theorists have joined with Democrats to push for a vote, Republicans like Mike Johnson think releasing the files would be dangerously irresponsible, Ghislane Maxwell was transferred out of a real prison thanks to Donald Trump, some of the victims held a press conference on the steps of the Capitol and announced that they’re making their own Epstein list, they have found an unlikely ally in Marjorie Taylor Greene, writer Michael Wolff floated the possibility that Trump may have had Epstein killed, the President of China hosted a big military celebration with guests Vlad Putin and Kim Jong Un, and we head to Downtown LA to see if LA business owners are thankful to Donald Trump for turning our city into a police state.

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