by plz_be_nice_im_sad

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  1. >Police activity and exhumations has been ramping up, after they say they have found what can only be described as ‘a graveyard’.

    >When asked for comment, a visibly destressed police officer told us: “There are at least 200-300 bodies here, and judging by the state of the corpses, some of them have been here for quite some time”.

  2. There’s another one over here, sarge, in fact there’s loads of em

  3. In Bristol Post some years ago was the headline ‘Dead body found in Arnos Vale cemetery’

  4. Reminds me of that joke about the Irish:

    Two seater plane crashed in Irish cemetery. So far, police have found 400 bodies.

  5. Thing with that place is folk are just dying to get in

  6. Nearly as bad as the Irish newspaper that had the Headline “Cork man drowns”.

  7. I was walking through a cemetery when a man stood up from behind a gravestone.

    “Morning!” I said.

    “No, having a shit”

    Still cracks me up everytime I see that clip of Ayoade and Mortimer

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