Just on the board between thermal & light. So as long as we’re indoors we should be good
*Don’t tempt me, Frodo*
This graphic does not take into account the Ruskies not considering the blast reflection of Molly Malones breasts saving Ireland! The breast reflection will channel the blast into space knocking out the International Space Station, crashing into the Kremlin killing Putin….
This only applies on a clear and sunny day. Otherwise the clouds will absorb a lot of energy from the flash itself.
You’re only incinerated if you’ve a line of site to the fireball.
Our glorious weather will save us.
So the chicken ranches of Donegal mean we still have fillet rolls.. And we survive.
Who hates statues that much
Glad to see Leixlip included.
And nothing of value was lost
When is this again ?
This forecast isn’t accurate. There are two Luke Kelly statues in Dublin. It doesn’t specificity which one.
That can’t be good for rents
I wish I could post the last photo i took of that statue where I got a gull just perfectly taking a shit on top of his head so you are just gonna have to imagine it
Why is it always the Luke Kelly statue that gets vandalised first?
What do I not know about Luke Kelly?
Is there something to know about Luke Kelly???
FFS leave the fuckin statue alone! Sick and tired of seeing it on the six 1 news every time some plank drinks a bottle of buckfast..
Maybe its not such a bad idea after all so.
It’s due to be destroyed again soon…..what’s it been? 3 or 4 weeks now?
Meanwhile at Russian command:
General P: And for Dublin, target is statue Luke Kelly.
General V: Why statue? Why not Spire or Leinster House?
P: We want them to suffer. Not be happy.
My boby become water
Note to self: Daft searches are too close to Dublin.
Jesus that’s ignant
All this info and info coming from Russia isn’t accurate, while I am sure they believe the results I just don’t trust them, have you seen or used any other Russian machines or technology 😂
People in Celbridge feeling pretty mug about now
One more in Cork and the country would be a much better place overall.
*meath noises*
Oh phew, we only lost dunboyne
I can’t even afford to be vaporised!
Realistically it would be multiple independently-targetable re-entry vehicles otherwise known as a MIRV rocket to just wipe out the whole island, probably have two or three smaller nukes all around Dublin if you wanted to totally wipe it out, scarier still would be that posiedon weapon they were proposing to use, that’s a true doomsday weapon.
How will it affect hotel prices? Will it be less expensive to stay in a hotel in the fallout zone, or will less hotels mean higher prices ? (I’ve a few concerts planned) 🙂
Ok. Athy is safe. That’s the important thing.
Well I’m fucked, time to move to Meath
I love that site, it’s great craic.
some kid is probably stealing the nuke before it hits the ground, don’t worry
Worth it.
Now I’m picturing the slow motion destruction of our fair city to ‘On Raglan Road’ 🙁
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I’d be grand, so. Carry on.
No no they would hit Cork. Its much more important
Vaporized. Phew.
Ah bollox I’m right on the edge. I’d rather go up in flames. I’m thinking of moving into the Hellfire club the view of of it will be amazing.
That’s only 800kilo tonnes , there modern warheads are mega tonnes
Well we’d have to rename it the Nuke Kelly statue
Stop. Please. Don’t.
Same map as Just Eat. We live 10 meters away from evaporation. Or pizza delivery
Ah look on the bright side we all might have a great tan for a fraction of a second
I hope Luke’s not nuked but I have upvoted your post.
I am the man the well fed man in charge of the terrible knob ,and the most pleasing thing about it ,it’s almost a permanent job.
Luke KNEW
It’s all sorted we have a secret deal fir the British to fly over Irish air space …now nothing else but fly ha ha
https://youtu.be/I2UpM8Ci_ao Dubliners. Great auld song
And then it’ll be Cork’s time to shine!
Might bring the house prices down, finally
It would bounce right off.
Just on the board between thermal & light. So as long as we’re indoors we should be good
*Don’t tempt me, Frodo*
This graphic does not take into account the Ruskies not considering the blast reflection of Molly Malones breasts saving Ireland! The breast reflection will channel the blast into space knocking out the International Space Station, crashing into the Kremlin killing Putin….
This only applies on a clear and sunny day. Otherwise the clouds will absorb a lot of energy from the flash itself.
You’re only incinerated if you’ve a line of site to the fireball.
Our glorious weather will save us.
So the chicken ranches of Donegal mean we still have fillet rolls.. And we survive.
Who hates statues that much
Glad to see Leixlip included.
And nothing of value was lost
When is this again ?
This forecast isn’t accurate. There are two Luke Kelly statues in Dublin. It doesn’t specificity which one.
That can’t be good for rents
I wish I could post the last photo i took of that statue where I got a gull just perfectly taking a shit on top of his head so you are just gonna have to imagine it
Why is it always the Luke Kelly statue that gets vandalised first?
What do I not know about Luke Kelly?
Is there something to know about Luke Kelly???
FFS leave the fuckin statue alone! Sick and tired of seeing it on the six 1 news every time some plank drinks a bottle of buckfast..
Maybe its not such a bad idea after all so.
It’s due to be destroyed again soon…..what’s it been? 3 or 4 weeks now?
Meanwhile at Russian command:
General P: And for Dublin, target is statue Luke Kelly.
General V: Why statue? Why not Spire or Leinster House?
P: We want them to suffer. Not be happy.
My boby become water
Note to self: Daft searches are too close to Dublin.
Jesus that’s ignant
All this info and info coming from Russia isn’t accurate, while I am sure they believe the results I just don’t trust them, have you seen or used any other Russian machines or technology 😂
People in Celbridge feeling pretty mug about now
One more in Cork and the country would be a much better place overall.
*meath noises*
Oh phew, we only lost dunboyne
I can’t even afford to be vaporised!
Realistically it would be multiple independently-targetable re-entry vehicles otherwise known as a MIRV rocket to just wipe out the whole island, probably have two or three smaller nukes all around Dublin if you wanted to totally wipe it out, scarier still would be that posiedon weapon they were proposing to use, that’s a true doomsday weapon.
How will it affect hotel prices? Will it be less expensive to stay in a hotel in the fallout zone, or will less hotels mean higher prices ? (I’ve a few concerts planned) 🙂
Ok. Athy is safe. That’s the important thing.
Well I’m fucked, time to move to Meath
I love that site, it’s great craic.
some kid is probably stealing the nuke before it hits the ground, don’t worry
Worth it.
Now I’m picturing the slow motion destruction of our fair city to ‘On Raglan Road’ 🙁
But wexford’s safe right?