For health reasons I suggest a plan to reach a BMI just below 25.
Scamlish or fraudish? Selling courses on Instagram with arbitrary restrictions on sale amounts to generate demand. Probably a rented car.
So English really.
Do you own a Villa in the Algarve? Work your ass buddy, your goal is incomplete.
white steven bartlett
Maybe getting fit as a new goal?
needs more food
definition of Wohlstandsbauch
The Isle of White?
Is this one of those frauds where they claim to help you learn day trading but when you look into it it’s that you get the intro free but all the courses they tell that you need are for cost and that’s where they actually make their money?
Is this the new Belgian minister of Health?
Serious haulage that Bentley is being put through
You think the shirt is custom made? I like it
Finally I don’t have to hit the gym 12 hours a day to get rich
“What more do I need?”
Excercise, the answer is excercise and eating less.
Thank goodness for all these philanthropic milly-o-nares. I’m not sure why they ask you to pay them though? I mean, they have everything they want, and are only trying to help us plebs out? With their savvy investment portfolios they could afford to run the course for free and even bung us a startup fund, right?
“Just need to get some saladfaction” agreed bossman
Guarantee he’s cruising in the middle lane at 60. “Slow lane is for trucks and shit cars”
“I’ll die a happy man”
Not long to go then you chubby cunt.
I even expected a British accent before turning the sound on.
The most german-looking Brit, or the most brit-looking German.
Tough call.
What more you need pretty soon mate is fuckin seatbelt extension.
“peole say to me how did you get where you are” they mean that car seat.
Oh gosh he’s going to explode 💥
This guys nationality is without a doubt beans on toast.
I would say, maybe he can better ride a bike. The only thing is, I don’t know if even we Dutchmen make bikes for that tonnage
Note he doesn’t mention a wife or girlfriend
This is our fastest 100m sprint runner , of course he has to be well fed
Look how stretched his arm is to accommodate that hot air balloon of a stomach. Jesus Christ he is almost driving from the back seat
Ozempic mate, you need ozempic.
Now normally id say hes obviously English(accent and car are a dead giveaway) but since its expert difficulty that cant be right… so Ill go for either Falklander or Gibraltarian.
How can you become so fat? He almost doesn’t fit in that car
*People say to me: how did you get where you are today ?*
You mean, at the verge of a heart attack ?
His standard, learn to eat a lot?
“How did you get to where you are today?”
Was anybody else honestly expecting him to say
“Eating”
People who think these guys all know they’re frauds are vastly underestimating how much mildly successful small business owners love the smell of their own farts.
Kim schmitz 2.0?
How many people does he have to eat to be satisfied?
One would think that he could afford ozempic. Unless he lives on a facade of financed assets.
Let’s hope he doesn’t have an accident else that seatbelt is cooked, this guy needs a 5 point race harness made out of industrial lifting straps,!
My man is only training 200 people up to his level because he already ate the other 200
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For health reasons I suggest a plan to reach a BMI just below 25.
Scamlish or fraudish? Selling courses on Instagram with arbitrary restrictions on sale amounts to generate demand. Probably a rented car.
So English really.
Do you own a Villa in the Algarve? Work your ass buddy, your goal is incomplete.
white steven bartlett
Maybe getting fit as a new goal?
needs more food
definition of Wohlstandsbauch
The Isle of White?
Is this one of those frauds where they claim to help you learn day trading but when you look into it it’s that you get the intro free but all the courses they tell that you need are for cost and that’s where they actually make their money?
Is this the new Belgian minister of Health?
Serious haulage that Bentley is being put through
You think the shirt is custom made? I like it
Finally I don’t have to hit the gym 12 hours a day to get rich
“What more do I need?”
Excercise, the answer is excercise and eating less.
Thank goodness for all these philanthropic milly-o-nares. I’m not sure why they ask you to pay them though? I mean, they have everything they want, and are only trying to help us plebs out? With their savvy investment portfolios they could afford to run the course for free and even bung us a startup fund, right?
“Just need to get some saladfaction” agreed bossman
Guarantee he’s cruising in the middle lane at 60. “Slow lane is for trucks and shit cars”
“I’ll die a happy man”
Not long to go then you chubby cunt.
I even expected a British accent before turning the sound on.
The most german-looking Brit, or the most brit-looking German.
Tough call.
What more you need pretty soon mate is fuckin seatbelt extension.
“peole say to me how did you get where you are” they mean that car seat.
Oh gosh he’s going to explode 💥
This guys nationality is without a doubt beans on toast.
I would say, maybe he can better ride a bike. The only thing is, I don’t know if even we Dutchmen make bikes for that tonnage
Note he doesn’t mention a wife or girlfriend
This is our fastest 100m sprint runner , of course he has to be well fed
Look how stretched his arm is to accommodate that hot air balloon of a stomach. Jesus Christ he is almost driving from the back seat
Ozempic mate, you need ozempic.
Now normally id say hes obviously English(accent and car are a dead giveaway) but since its expert difficulty that cant be right… so Ill go for either Falklander or Gibraltarian.
How can you become so fat? He almost doesn’t fit in that car
*People say to me: how did you get where you are today ?*
You mean, at the verge of a heart attack ?
His standard, learn to eat a lot?
“How did you get to where you are today?”
Was anybody else honestly expecting him to say
“Eating”
People who think these guys all know they’re frauds are vastly underestimating how much mildly successful small business owners love the smell of their own farts.
Kim schmitz 2.0?
How many people does he have to eat to be satisfied?
One would think that he could afford ozempic. Unless he lives on a facade of financed assets.
Let’s hope he doesn’t have an accident else that seatbelt is cooked, this guy needs a 5 point race harness made out of industrial lifting straps,!
My man is only training 200 people up to his level because he already ate the other 200
His nationality is Landlord.
What more does he need?….. A diet maybe?
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