Trump, 79, Slathers Hand in Makeup for U.S. Open Appearance |
The president has been nursing a bruise on his hand for months.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-slathers-hand-in-makeup-for-us-open-appearance/

35 comments

  2. If I was a conspiracy theorist I might think he was being infused with the blood of youth….

    /S

  4. Im just waiting for that damn headline any friggin day now.

  5. If this is a medical issue then what ? a skin rash from hamburger grease ? cancer ? Brain tumour ?

  6. Everyone knows hands don’t heal as fast as ears. Bruises are much more complicated than gunshot wounds.

  7. Did anybody find out what this idiot did this time?

  8. It’s so refreshing to have such a manly alpha male bad ass president who doesn’t leave the house until his makeup is done.

  9. Is that where he injects the endocrhrome or whatever their insane conspiracy was?

  10. So a bruise, by definition is from blood pooling. And it won’t heal. But an ear, that is cartilage with very little blood supply healed in a week?

    Dr Evil – Riight

  13. Trump seems like a guy who couldn’t hold his breath forever.

    /betsi’dlovetolose

  17. Why do I look at peoples hands when I’m out in public now. You know some of his supporters are also wearing makeup on their hand to show solitude for dear leader.

  18. And here I thought it was poor form
    In his backhand.

  19. I really couldn’t care less. Stop reporting about Trump’s hands and report on the many atrocities being committed by the GOP.

  20. At least he didn’t need to use a lot of makeup because, ya know, small hands.

  21. He took what appears to be a Nitrostat which is the pill the VA and Walter Reed gives for people suffering from heart failure.

  23. Remember that time he got shot in the ear and it Heald perfectly within a week. /s

  26. Can you imagine the ketchup that trump is throwing at his medical providers over the bruises? They’re trying to keep his ugly body alive and he’s crazy over the image

  27. Surprising Trump is getting canulas in the back of his hand. Bruising will be worse if he’s on anticoagulants. By now they should just put in a PICC line and be done with it.

  29. Having a dead hand is just the latest thing he has in common with lex luthor

  30. His ears have the fucking X gene but well gosh darn it this dang hand heals like that of an 80 something year old

  31. I mean they arguably have the spray tan that they do all over his face…. Why don’t they use that on his hand so it matches? It boggles the mind truly 

  33. Maybe he’s got bruises, Maybe it’s Maybelline.

  35. They do really shit makeup slathered on his hand as bad as he does on his face. Maybe he’s applying it himself, after all, he is a complete and utter fucking moron.

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