I went to Austria because they said there would be great views. I think it's a scam to be honest. Even after walking up for hours (why don't they put lifts in such big buildings?!) there are still these weird giant grey things blocking my view everywhere!
by Martinus_de_Monte
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You did it wrong. Instead of walking up, you should come down into my basement. The look there is fantastic 🙂
We had so much stones that we put them into large buildings so it’s harder for the British to steal them.
They have the added benefit of serving as
containment zones for Tyroleans.
The brits would be proud of such a big pile of rocks
You’ve reached the end of the world I’m afraid. If you cross that border, you’ll fall of the map and lose everything in this current play-trough.
It seems to be some sort of stormvloedkering, but that would be expremely silly, given that Austria is a landlocked country.
Lil side note I’m in Vienna right now and holy shit.. this city is gorgeous! But their language is wierd can’t they speak normal german?? It’s annoying! Hum hum..
Due to the budget crisis you need to buy a vignette to unlock the real view
edge of the map
Man, though I don’t want to praise anything to do with Austria, the views from the Alpine peaks (I skied there also German side) are the only things that rival the view from the top of Haleakala or the Lofoten Islands. I imagine Kilimanjaro or the Himalayas are pretty sweet but no thanks, the latter seems like Deathville.
DLC zone. Send tikkie to unlock.
The are called Double-Hills – like hills but x times the size. They are like the wall in GoT to keep away wild foreigners.

Just get rid of it
Those rock barriers are bulge, why not peaking from above? Call the Red Bull from Graz to set you a jetpack
I know nothing about that weird little “country”, but my guess is that either the Fr*nch, the Italians or the Germans put it there as a protective wall against the natives.
POV: Dutch looking over to Belgium
HOW THE FUCK DID HANNIBAL CROSSED A PLACE LIKE THIS WITH ELEPHANTS
A paywall.
Come to Austria for the amazing views, they said. Yeah, another fucking big ass rock. Fuck off, Austria!
Hire a couple of estonians to get rid of that!
That’s a giant barrier to keep Hans out of the nice parts of Europe.
I switzerland, mountains look so majestic. In australia, it just seems to be in the way and make the weather perhaps even more continental? How can that be, it is the same mountain range.
You should send the entire population a tiki for this incredible inconvenience
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