A russian marauder, carrying a washing machine stolen from Ukrainians on his shoulders, declares: God is with us, victory is with us



by LowTechDroid

49 comments

  2. That man could very well be Putin. This perfectly describes the Special Military Operation.

  5. That’s not god, that’s schizophrenia, you fucking imbecile.

  6. If god wanted Russians to win he would have had Russians invent the washing machine.

  8. Army of looters. Special looting operation. “Yo let me borrow this and get that”.

    Guess one could argue the spoils of wars but this could be on purpose (by higher RU authorities) using low class RU meat assaulters to deal as much damage as possible with them going overdrive stealing on top of killing.

  11. Just made himself a “dead man walking” when the FPV drone drops my.

  12. Imagine a country being so fucking anemic that it’s soldiers has to steal appliances that most modern households in the developed world have, like it’s some precious n4zi gold or something. Too bad the machine will bring his utility bills up by 800 000 rubles a month, so off to to the front you go again, Dmitry! Who knows? Maybe you’ll find an air fryer this time!

  13. We bought a washing machine off Facebook marketplace…thought about attacking our neighbours, destroying their home and stealing their one…but then I realised that’d be insane…

  15. So after attacking that country, destroying enormous amount of cities, killing hundreds of thousands of civilians, destroying all the infrastructure, crippling his own country’s economy, make millions of people hate each other for at least decades, absolutely wasting more than a million lives of his own people, he is now happy because he got looted a used washing machine. Who will tell him that instead all of this horror, he could have ordered a new one from the internet, delivered to his home, and could happily use it with his family. That would be utopistic, huh?

  16. A group of Russian soldiers are stranded together in a bunker. One day, their captain calls everyone to attention and says:

    “Men, I’ve got good news and bad news.
    The good news is—today everyone gets a change of underwear!”

    The men cheer.

    The captain continues:
    “The bad news is—Ivan, you change with Dmitri. Sergei, you change with Alexei. Nikolai, you change with Vladimir…”

  18. Commandment no 8 Thou shall not steal! …. No God is not with you!

  20. Maybe this war has gone on so long because the civilized Russians are stoked about getting rid of the orc-ier ones too.

  22. Dirty ass drunk subhuman is all i see, FPV comings for you fella

  24. Magyar’s birds, military washing machine edition, would like to pay a visit…

  25. Are they not made to steal these washing machines by their commanders to reuse the electronics in their drones?

    Now stealing toiletson the other hand is done because they actually need those back home.

  26. Who is gonna break the news the machine requires indoor plumbing?

  27. Explosive reactive armor block borrowed from a tank. Painted to look like washing machine. This guy’s “… not getting taken out by a drone!” S/

  30. This is clearly a FUBAR situation! Unfortunately this is the caliber of enemy that Ukraine is dealing with. Says a lot about Putin as commander in chief… there are no rules of war in Russia. Just kill anyone in your way and take whatever you want.
    Ukraine we see you and support you always! Slava Ukraini !

  34. Some men would weep at all that destruction, or solemnly do their soldier work, or some might just turn inward or turn into jokers to cope with all the horrors. And some kill babushkas and strap their washing machines to their backs to become loot goblins, babbling about god. 

  35. Why are russians always stealing dryers? Does russia not have good dryers??

  36. You can take the Russian out of Russia… but you can’t take corrupt and thieving Russia out of the Russian.

  37. marauder. could as easily be murderer but i haven’t seen that word used in a long time! good one.

  39. Ukrainian sappers need to rig up washing machines and leave surprises for Russians like this guy.

  40. Cost more than it’s worth to ship it back home only for it to be stolen

  42. russia is a septic tank that’s leaking sewage into Ukraine. This SHOULD be extremely embarrassing to them but I guess this is 100% normal for russians.

  43. That’s got to be a front loafing dryer. No way can that guy carry a washing machine.

  46. If he knows that you need indoor plumbing for it to work?

  47. You know you live in a god forsaken shithole of a country when you have to go to war to steal a fucking washingmachine

  48. So even if we assume he manages to bring his loot to the base, how will it be transported? Do orcs logistics offer transportation of loot? And even if nobody steals his looted washing machine and it gets transferred to his home: How does he intend to use it, without the proper plumbing?

  49. I take my hat off for the guy. Carrying a fucking washing machine on my back, with the front end with all the knobs and handles poking in my back.. not a great way for a little stroll in the country side.

    Washing machines must be something really special in Russia

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