The fuck do you expect people to do? Charge a 130 kg beast that literally has sharp disembowlers stuck to its face to wrestle a fucking bag for a stranger?
Ngl, I’d risk being gored to death by a boar for Shakira.
Sry let me save a billionaire bag against a massive beast
Are they training pets to do the job for them now?
Yeah bitch can try fighting boars on her own. I don’t mess around with those flesh tanks.
Portuguese are stealing in Barcelona now too?
Make a song about it, see if that helps.
Who in his right mind is gonna fight against a boar for the bag of someone else?
She’s hot, though.
Didn’t knew the thieve had trained wild boar professionally enough that, the boar can recognize Shakira and stole her bag, Amazing /s
Bro like anyone gives a flying fuck about this cunt. Shes the worst type of person and on top of that shes rich and famous for it.
donde estan los ladrones? >:-(
She should get her paid taxes refunded as compensation for this travesty
it only took the story four years to get here, which is not surprising given the speed limits on dutch autobahns
Hopefully she didn’t have her Rolex in the bag.
Something, something, 30-50 feral hogs
Why exactly should some random local risk disembowlment to save a handbag that her rich ass could probably rebuy several times a day without it even being noticeable on her bank account.
So apparently Shakira is an entitled little bitch.
Sorry Shakira, i may dig your music, but not enough to get a warthog dig into my guts
Everyone gangsta till the jabalí shows up
Girl, have you seen a wild boar?
Those things are impossible to stop and even if you do they will gore you to death or trample you.
Deserved for going to Barcelona
Don’t say wild boar, please, the correct term is Southern European.
Boars are totally normal in that part of Barna. They usually keep away from people but the attack happened at the end of COVID restrictions after the boars had had the streets to themselves for months and considered them part of their territory.
Things are obviously back to normal now but I don’t think Shakira lives there anymore bb
TIL Robert Baratheon wanted to help out strangers with their luggage.
For what is told in the grapevine her entitlement is final boss level.
Yes, diva, I am going to charge a 150kg muscular beast with anger management issues just so you recover your precious overpriced bag.
I am not a coward, it’s simply that I am not stupid.
She has made her career after her breakup about talking shit about the father of her children and singing about how hurt she is. I understand that she may be right but diminishing your kids’ father constantly in public is not exactly mother of the year material, and it tells you a lot about how she is.
The boar costume is the best I’ve used so far. People just watch when I rob pop royalty.
Also it must be added that she said that she was “attacked”. Lady if two wild boars actually attacked you will be still in the hospital. If alive.
You’d have to be a moron to mess with a wild boar, what the fuck did she think people would do?
I can believe it happened wild boarscdo a lot of funky things in Marseille
The boar stealing her bag was really a government agent collecting the taxes she still owed the Spanish government.
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Entitled as fuck. Average latin-american girl.
https://i.redd.it/lfvdbh5n04of1.gif
Més que una porquera.
“las mujeres ya no lloran, la mujeres facturan”
🎶 WAKA WAKA, EH! EH! 🎶
The fuck do you expect people to do? Charge a 130 kg beast that literally has sharp disembowlers stuck to its face to wrestle a fucking bag for a stranger?
Ngl, I’d risk being gored to death by a boar for Shakira.
Sry let me save a billionaire bag against a massive beast
Are they training pets to do the job for them now?
Yeah bitch can try fighting boars on her own. I don’t mess around with those flesh tanks.
Portuguese are stealing in Barcelona now too?
Make a song about it, see if that helps.
Who in his right mind is gonna fight against a boar for the bag of someone else?
She’s hot, though.
Didn’t knew the thieve had trained wild boar professionally enough that, the boar can recognize Shakira and stole her bag, Amazing /s
Bro like anyone gives a flying fuck about this cunt. Shes the worst type of person and on top of that shes rich and famous for it.
donde estan los ladrones? >:-(
She should get her paid taxes refunded as compensation for this travesty
it only took the story four years to get here, which is not surprising given the speed limits on dutch autobahns
Hopefully she didn’t have her Rolex in the bag.
Something, something, 30-50 feral hogs
Why exactly should some random local risk disembowlment to save a handbag that her rich ass could probably rebuy several times a day without it even being noticeable on her bank account.
So apparently Shakira is an entitled little bitch.
Sorry Shakira, i may dig your music, but not enough to get a warthog dig into my guts
Everyone gangsta till the jabalí shows up
Girl, have you seen a wild boar?
Those things are impossible to stop and even if you do they will gore you to death or trample you.
Deserved for going to Barcelona
Don’t say wild boar, please, the correct term is Southern European.
Boars are totally normal in that part of Barna. They usually keep away from people but the attack happened at the end of COVID restrictions after the boars had had the streets to themselves for months and considered them part of their territory.
Things are obviously back to normal now but I don’t think Shakira lives there anymore bb
TIL Robert Baratheon wanted to help out strangers with their luggage.
For what is told in the grapevine her entitlement is final boss level.
Yes, diva, I am going to charge a 150kg muscular beast with anger management issues just so you recover your precious overpriced bag.
I am not a coward, it’s simply that I am not stupid.
She has made her career after her breakup about talking shit about the father of her children and singing about how hurt she is. I understand that she may be right but diminishing your kids’ father constantly in public is not exactly mother of the year material, and it tells you a lot about how she is.
The boar costume is the best I’ve used so far. People just watch when I rob pop royalty.
Also it must be added that she said that she was “attacked”. Lady if two wild boars actually attacked you will be still in the hospital. If alive.
You’d have to be a moron to mess with a wild boar, what the fuck did she think people would do?
I can believe it happened wild boarscdo a lot of funky things in Marseille
The boar stealing her bag was really a government agent collecting the taxes she still owed the Spanish government.
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