I refuse to eat a Mars Bar unless I can feel that vain on my tongue. 😤
I had a Mars bar with my school lunch once and the wrapper was completely empty!! or maybe some c*%t just ate it..
I’m not really into Mars Bars and am laying off all the processed crap atm, but I would totally do that bar.
Having read the article in question, dude sent a letter to Mars. Written more in a curious manner rather than a complaint and Mars sent him a free “normal” mars bar as compensation.
Result!
I feel like I’d choke on that.
Yes finally I feel like my licence fee is going to something worthwhile
Surprised it didn’t mention Farage
Mars marketing team played an absolute blinder here
Would it even taste right without the turd veins? After all, the first taste is with the eye.
If it’s the BBC it’s probably not true
If there’s one then there’s more. This is the start of a slippery slope of woke integration ideology
Brilliant journalism right there. Keep them coming.
JESUS CHRIST!!
It also looks about double the size of the mars bars they’re selling these days
It is truly the end times; this is the portent of which was prophesied!
Revelations 14:11- And in the last days, sloths will run fast, all will know of the Accrington Stanley, the Corden will be amusing, and Mars shall be smooth!
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I feel like this would make me oddly uncomfortable
Without the dick veins.
If a Mars bar lacks the “veins”, is it really a Mars bar?
Fancy – it is apparently possible for me to care less after all
Never mind about Farage not paying stamp duty. Look a Mars bar 🤷🏻♂️🤡
This is why I still pay my tv licence /s
Doesn’t something like this happen when it melts and resets inside its wrapper?
No one will believe me but I also had this many years ago
Tis the end times, when a choccy bar comes veinless and cats lie with dogs. Repent ye sinners or face the hell of the un-peanutted Snickers next.
The BBC did a whole article on OP earlier.
[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g9q7y8gj3o](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g9q7y8gj3o)
I refuse to eat a Mars Bar unless I can feel that vain on my tongue. 😤
I had a Mars bar with my school lunch once and the wrapper was completely empty!! or maybe some c*%t just ate it..
I’m not really into Mars Bars and am laying off all the processed crap atm, but I would totally do that bar.
Having read the article in question, dude sent a letter to Mars. Written more in a curious manner rather than a complaint and Mars sent him a free “normal” mars bar as compensation.
Result!
I feel like I’d choke on that.
Yes finally I feel like my licence fee is going to something worthwhile
Surprised it didn’t mention Farage
Mars marketing team played an absolute blinder here
Would it even taste right without the turd veins? After all, the first taste is with the eye.
If it’s the BBC it’s probably not true
If there’s one then there’s more. This is the start of a slippery slope of woke integration ideology
Brilliant journalism right there. Keep them coming.
JESUS CHRIST!!
It also looks about double the size of the mars bars they’re selling these days
It is truly the end times; this is the portent of which was prophesied!
Revelations 14:11- And in the last days, sloths will run fast, all will know of the Accrington Stanley, the Corden will be amusing, and Mars shall be smooth!
Where are the veins?
Anti ripple propaganda
It’s just not the same without the dick vein
FFS. How am I gonna learn to deep throat now?
Hot take: i think this looks better.
It ain’t the same without the dick veins.
I smell a lawsuit. I’ve seen this one before 🤣
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