Landbastard still seems gendered male to me. I prefer landleech.
>’landbastard’
I’d like to add the land part to my title one day
Housing scalper*
I understand the historical term is “The English”
“One person’s rent is another person’s income” – Leo Tolstoy Varadhkar.
Love this. Every time I hear a landleech complaining about taxes or tenants it makes me sick. You chose to buy an extra house that you absolutely didn’t need and probably prevented someone from getting on the ladder so screw you and may any tenants you get be absolute scrotes
As an actual bastard I take offense to this
why do we give them such high titles like “lord” and “lady” anyway???
As a bastard child I find this offensive.
Slumlord
And you won’t be served at your local ever again👍
Landnonce
How about land parasite, to paraphrase Adam Smith, author of the Wealth of Nations. He called landlirds parasites because they profit of land that they inherited or bought, but didn’t in any way create. “They reap where they never sowed”
My last one was referred to as “landcunt”
Most gendered words with negative connotation have escaped scrutiny. Consider:
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Just really low effort shit banter isn’t it?
Landbastard still seems gendered male to me. I prefer landleech.
>’landbastard’
I’d like to add the land part to my title one day
Housing scalper*
I understand the historical term is “The English”
“One person’s rent is another person’s income” – Leo Tolstoy Varadhkar.
Love this. Every time I hear a landleech complaining about taxes or tenants it makes me sick. You chose to buy an extra house that you absolutely didn’t need and probably prevented someone from getting on the ladder so screw you and may any tenants you get be absolute scrotes
As an actual bastard I take offense to this
why do we give them such high titles like “lord” and “lady” anyway???
As a bastard child I find this offensive.
Slumlord
And you won’t be served at your local ever again👍
Landnonce
How about land parasite, to paraphrase Adam Smith, author of the Wealth of Nations. He called landlirds parasites because they profit of land that they inherited or bought, but didn’t in any way create. “They reap where they never sowed”
My last one was referred to as “landcunt”
Most gendered words with negative connotation have escaped scrutiny. Consider:
– Henchman
– caveman
– hangman
– deadman
– bogeyman
– axman
– garbageman
There’s dozens more, but you get the idea.
As an illegitimate child, don’t compare me to those fucking parasites.
“parasite”
Cracked me the fuck up. I thought for a second it was some random woke post
Landbastard and landbitch
It’s actually landbastard and landbitch. 😆
Landchad
Landowner
Landbastitch
People hate them more when there’s less of them, but need more of them to be happy.
I guess people construct their own problems and make them worse through their own stupidity. This is what I’ve seen in Ireland in the last 15 years.