Jan would have issued a tikkie for returning the money.

by Attack_On_Kryten

17 comments
  1. Got replaced with a counterfeit

    Least gullible Bristolian

  2. it would be such a waste of the €10 note, Juan is a terrible spender anyway and his ass cannot be shaved

  3. Andy doesn’t have the tikkie app

    Jan can’t send the tikkie

    *Be like Andy*

  4. The Dutchman is not a thief, just greedy. And he shaves asses. Be like the Dutchman

  5. So Kees runs a beauty salon that pampered Barry’s ass while he was on holiday?

  6. Off course it’s fiction

    I can see how you might feel a breeze if there is a Dutchman in the area, we can expel hot air in numerous ways. There’s no way any of those result in €10 in your hand

  7. >Dutch girl

    >help for free but bad at speaking english

    (x) doubt

  8. That’s the price you pay for not having to bother to learn another language.

  9. Were Dutch, not Albanian, we would return the 10 euro note and scold the one losing it for not being frugal enough.
    The only really fictional part is obviously the delightful part. There is no such thing as a delightful Dutchman.

  10. Ah yes, and he used to sing the anthem along: God shave the queen.

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  12. Nee, Jan would send a Tikkie for “shaving ass”.

    Grooming services aren’t for free y’know.

  13. We do not talk like goldmember. We do have a clear accent, but the sj sound is not a partij of it.

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