CEO of Russian Fertilizer Firm Found Decapitated Near Kaliningrad

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1. Probably business revenge, normally they just fall out of the windows.

2. >The chief executive, Alexei Sinitsyn, is believed to have died by suicide, according to a law enforcement source cited by the Vedomosti business newspaper

3. Most likely a shaving accident

4. He’s doing a little fertilising of his own now.

5. Must have been a shard of glass falling down from a building…. Looks like Putin is getting creative, or they’re running out of buildings…

6. They had had enough of defenestrations.

7. Suicide probably…

8. Political or business rival ?

9. Are they out of windows?

10. Variety is the spice of death

11. You mean Královec?

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13. Stole someone’s cap. Russian way to retrieve it back.

14. Definitely suicide then.

15. No Windows to fall from then. I guess that escalated quickly.

16. Another day in the greatest country on Earth which for some reason is unreasonably hated

17. We’re there any windows nearby that are currently suspected?

18. Russian windows have started decapitating people now?? 🤕

19. I guess they must have run out of windows huh

20. That’s a new one. Guess he doesn’t spend much time near elevated windows

21. Maybe it fell off

22. “Weirdest suicide we’ve ever seen”, says the Russian police.

23. “His head fell off. He was pretty old”

24. The sanctions are working! They are out of windows!

25. Did they run out of windows??

26. what a tragedy, he used to be so happy and vigorous, and just like that he commited suicide…

27. Königsberg

28. What a fucking horrid shithole of a country.

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