That’s what huge amounts of carbs do, plus never enough bathroom breaks
Whats wrong with north macedonia?
Quite a shitpost we got here
I heard it’s safe to have bowel movements somewhere between thrice per day or once every third day… per week is not the best metric in this case (per month would be better), but 55 still does seem unhealthily much.
Guinness doing its thing.
6-7 a day?! You guys just constantly sitting on the shitter?
Once in the morning and once in the evening if its different I‘m usually sick.
Germany is actually in the 30s last I checked, then I decided to step up my game and move up the average
Did the mapmaker pull these numbers out of his ass?
I mean 46 times per week is more than 6 times a day 🧐 no one of normal health goes #2 that often.
we italians are very clean people, we shit ourselves 10 times a day 5 and an half days a week, the rest is time off.
Since the genocidal potato blight hit us, we’ve learned to hold it in for as long as possible to extract every last bit of nutrients. It’s why we coined the phrase “he’s full of shit”.
I’ve always said Italians were full of shit, now I have the proof.
Pooping on the company dime.
The PIGS just hide their masturbation-in-the-office hobbies in these ‘bowel movements’. Yeah sure, Pierre/Hans/Juan/Giancarlo..
Şo having more UNESCO sites makes you go No.2 more? I’m protesting if we get any more. Poor Luigi.
They measured that at some workplace right? Like how often people at Amazon said “right, I’m gonna take a shit, be back in half an hour” or something like that?
Gang, I shit like once a day, sometimes not even.
Italy is trying to keep up with the Netherlands per capita.
I would guess that a German trying to be funny is also classified as bowel movement otherwise I couldn’t fathom how one would shit 7 times a day.
So the better the food, the more you need to take a shit?
But we actually have the most bowel movements *per capita*
The hell? Who shits 8 times per day?
this map was originally the number unesco world heritage sites or something like that, but meanwhile its also the the amount of times this image has been posted here.
How are we entertaining this shit post, who shits 2x a week haha or 45x.
Literally dropping protein submarines every other waking hour. Chronic diarrhea, is this what 2WE has come to?
Lactose intolerance denial that’s what’s going on
ireland wtf?
Fiber
No joke, I’m currently sitting on the throne now and enjoying this shitshow
I don’t get it. Wouldn’t this mean that the average German shat 6 (!) times a day?!
For those who don’t know. This is the number of UNESCO Sites
New definition of western Europe
Italian coffe?
This is bullshit. No one shits 6 times a day
Wait so some of you go to the toiled 7 times a week? Wtf do you eat and drink?
Me seeing this post while on the toilet
Im Irish and i shit once every 3 days.
I finally understand you guys’ obsession with bidets. You’re constantly between shits! I’d get tired of wiping my ass too if I had to go 7 times a fucking day!
Skipping hand washing.
This is unoesco heritage sites
Going poo once every two waking hours is insane.
Asspresso
Italy?! You mean what is wrong with *all* of you?!
Do you guys live in the toilet?!
Wait, is this about gas or solid?
Nice, besides the Belgians, we’re once again the most normal Germanics.
So, if you go 3 times a day, 21 times a week.
The numbers are ridiculous, this is faker than fake
Look i love shit(pun intended)posting over unsourced and completely made up datamaps too but this one is too shitty (yes) even for my standards.
So what was the original map?
A quick googling reveals this is actually a map of UNESCO world heritage sites.
Chaps, you are not going to believe where i am reading this post from
Surely 100% of users in this thread knows that it’s madeup nonsense
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Olive oil vs butter.
That’s what huge amounts of carbs do, plus never enough bathroom breaks
Whats wrong with north macedonia?
Quite a shitpost we got here
I heard it’s safe to have bowel movements somewhere between thrice per day or once every third day… per week is not the best metric in this case (per month would be better), but 55 still does seem unhealthily much.
Guinness doing its thing.
6-7 a day?! You guys just constantly sitting on the shitter?
Once in the morning and once in the evening if its different I‘m usually sick.
Germany is actually in the 30s last I checked, then I decided to step up my game and move up the average
Did the mapmaker pull these numbers out of his ass?
I mean 46 times per week is more than 6 times a day 🧐 no one of normal health goes #2 that often.
we italians are very clean people, we shit ourselves 10 times a day 5 and an half days a week, the rest is time off.
Since the genocidal potato blight hit us, we’ve learned to hold it in for as long as possible to extract every last bit of nutrients. It’s why we coined the phrase “he’s full of shit”.
I’ve always said Italians were full of shit, now I have the proof.
Pooping on the company dime.
The PIGS just hide their masturbation-in-the-office hobbies in these ‘bowel movements’. Yeah sure, Pierre/Hans/Juan/Giancarlo..
Şo having more UNESCO sites makes you go No.2 more? I’m protesting if we get any more. Poor Luigi.
They measured that at some workplace right? Like how often people at Amazon said “right, I’m gonna take a shit, be back in half an hour” or something like that?
Gang, I shit like once a day, sometimes not even.
Italy is trying to keep up with the Netherlands per capita.
I would guess that a German trying to be funny is also classified as bowel movement otherwise I couldn’t fathom how one would shit 7 times a day.
So the better the food, the more you need to take a shit?
But we actually have the most bowel movements *per capita*
The hell? Who shits 8 times per day?
this map was originally the number unesco world heritage sites or something like that, but meanwhile its also the the amount of times this image has been posted here.
How are we entertaining this shit post, who shits 2x a week haha or 45x.
Literally dropping protein submarines every other waking hour. Chronic diarrhea, is this what 2WE has come to?
Lactose intolerance denial that’s what’s going on
ireland wtf?
Fiber
No joke, I’m currently sitting on the throne now and enjoying this shitshow
I don’t get it. Wouldn’t this mean that the average German shat 6 (!) times a day?!
For those who don’t know. This is the number of UNESCO Sites
New definition of western Europe
Italian coffe?
This is bullshit. No one shits 6 times a day
Wait so some of you go to the toiled 7 times a week? Wtf do you eat and drink?
Me seeing this post while on the toilet
Im Irish and i shit once every 3 days.
I finally understand you guys’ obsession with bidets. You’re constantly between shits! I’d get tired of wiping my ass too if I had to go 7 times a fucking day!
Skipping hand washing.
This is unoesco heritage sites
Going poo once every two waking hours is insane.
Asspresso
Italy?! You mean what is wrong with *all* of you?!
Do you guys live in the toilet?!
Wait, is this about gas or solid?
Nice, besides the Belgians, we’re once again the most normal Germanics.
So, if you go 3 times a day, 21 times a week.
The numbers are ridiculous, this is faker than fake
Look i love shit(pun intended)posting over unsourced and completely made up datamaps too but this one is too shitty (yes) even for my standards.
So what was the original map?
A quick googling reveals this is actually a map of UNESCO world heritage sites.
Chaps, you are not going to believe where i am reading this post from
Surely 100% of users in this thread knows that it’s madeup nonsense
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