Woody Allen says Jeffrey Epstein ‘couldn’t have been nicer’ at dinners

Woody Allen says ‘charming and personable Jeffrey Epstein couldn’t have been nicer’ at dinners

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  2. If this guy is your booster, you better have a good lawyer.

  3. Yep, that tracks lol. Scumbags tend to get along with fellow scumbags

  5. Was he speaking at the “if only we had just silently laid on beach for the rest of our lives” awards? 

  6. A businessman is very nice to their customers… specially high leverage/paying ones. Take a seat Woody, you are not special

  7. Being praised by someone with the immoral authority of Woody Allen is definitely a win s/.

    Who’s next? Roman Polanski? Earl Bradley?

  9. The irony is that if he’d written this line in a movie it would be funny.

  10. I’m sure this is true. Monsters like Epstein are usually quite charming in their daily lives. It’s how they navigate under the radar until they get around like minded people and let the mask down

    You know what isn’t necessary. Coming out and praising how nice Epstein is like this.

  12. Hmm… That tracks. Nothing better than being a charming, friendly stranger as camouflage.

  13. A ringing endorsement from someone with impeccable character!

  15. Part of me feels like he’s saying this as some sort of damage control, like it’s going to come out that Epstein and Allen did some shady shit together. Seems like Woody Allen is saying that Epstein seemed nice which is why they were friends…. Not because they facilitated horrible disgusting illegal shit together.

  16. Normally I would’ve laughed at sheer idiocy of someone making a statement like this and wrecking their career and reputation this way, but in case of Allen there’s not much of a reputation to speak of. Honestly it comes off almost like a dig at people, as if he wanted to say “I got away with it, you won’t punish me now won’t you lol”

  17. He was extremely well connected with some of the most powerful people in the world. I am sure he was extremely charming and nice at social events.

  19. Well if woody Allen says he’s a good dude, we should release him!

  20. “When devils will the blackest sins put on, They do suggest at first with heavenly shows” -Shakespeare

  21. My weed dealer is also nice to me. I’d recommend him to all my friends.

  22. They said that about Ted Bundy too – a real charmer.

  23. That guy who did those Subway commercials seemed like such a nice guy. Whatever happened to him?

  25. I’m sure Woody found him to be a kindred spirit. They are certainly cut from the same cloth.

  27. Of all the people who could say this, Woody Allen is the least surprising. Birds of a feather after all.

  30. In case you needed a reminder at how much of a dirtbag this guy is…

  31. Anyone defending Epstein should be assumed to be on the list.

    And Woody Allen is not a stretch.

  32. If there’s one person on earth who should keep his positive opinions about Jeffrey Epstein to himself, it’s Woody Allen.

  33. “You have sex with kids?! I have sex with kids too!”

  38. Just why would he put that out there in the world?

    What does is accomplish?

    Outside of making him look creepier

  41. If the onion wrote that I’d say it was too obvious

  44. Uuuuuhhhhhh worst character witness of all time. Does he know Epstein is dead?

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