I think the bedroom now belongs to whatever the fuck that thing is
devils coach horse
Call the priest for an exorcism
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
“our bedroom” well, it was.
With his wife!
Charge him rent
I’ve seen one of those lads in “Clash of the Titans”.
Had one of these in my shoe. Bastard bit me .
A throupple ay. You saucy Bugger.
It’s his bedroom now I think you’ll find.
He looks hard as fuck
Oh fuck that! I would have shit myself! I remember when I was younger and it was a hot summer and this massive beady eyed cockroach was looking at me on the pavement outside my house. I was horrified! I didn’t really know what it was, as I’d never seen a cockroach before. In summary I’d never survive in Australia…..
Gotta throw the whole house away now
Personally, I’d have had the house on the market before posting anything on reddit. But you do you.
Is that Edgar? Give him sugar water
Wondering what kind of bedroom that is. Don’t often hear of people with tiled floors in bedrooms. Kitchens bathrooms so on. But tiling in a bedroom would suggest you and the partner have a very healthy relationship 😈
seen a few of these the past month or two and I’d never seen them before!
My son recently found one. It had wings though but otherwise looked exactly like this. I’m wondering since if that was a mutation?
Oh it’s faaaaaancyyyyy 🐜
I hope you live up in the Shetland islands far far away from me?
Friend!
Who threw it at you and why were they in your bedroom?
They’re from a family of beetles whose shells shrunk in length so that they can wriggle through narrow tunnels. But their wings didn’t shrink, so they can still fly, but they have to do origami to put them back under the shell.
Question, how did it get into your house, and from where?
We have so many of these at work. They’re harmless.
Our largest Roce beetle. They’re beautiful.
Send out a Pikachu to defeat it!
Yeah fuck that… but… seriously do you have a patio as a bedroom floor?
Thats 3 bobs shu of a suppar yet my good lad
That’s a very cool beetle, great find. Known as a Devil’s Coachhorse
How big is it? I’m picturing it about 20-40 metres long given that it’s straddling a canal with just its front legs.
The most metal insect there is.
I found a couple of these outside earlier in the year. They’re pretty big. Dragging that huge abdomen around too.
Looks like someone shrunk a bug from Starship Troopers.
Once you have dealt with that, i recommend getting a carpet as that floor looks cold! 😏
These guys are neat, they certainly stand their ground and will spray you if you piss em off 🤣
Blast-ended Skrewt that is
At first, I thought it looks like a Vinegaroon 😱😱😱
But I am delighted to discover it is not since if they had found their way to the UK, I would have to go and live at sea.
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Chin the cunt.
It’s OK.
It’s just a [Devil’s Coach Horse Beetle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_coach_horse_beetle).
However, if you find a coach on your driveway, and hear a knocking on your door, then RUN!!!
what breed of dog is that?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_coach_horse_beetle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_coach_horse_beetle)
I think the bedroom now belongs to whatever the fuck that thing is
devils coach horse
Call the priest for an exorcism
[deleted]
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
“our bedroom” well, it was.
With his wife!
Charge him rent
I’ve seen one of those lads in “Clash of the Titans”.
Had one of these in my shoe. Bastard bit me .
A throupple ay. You saucy Bugger.
It’s his bedroom now I think you’ll find.
He looks hard as fuck
Oh fuck that! I would have shit myself! I remember when I was younger and it was a hot summer and this massive beady eyed cockroach was looking at me on the pavement outside my house. I was horrified! I didn’t really know what it was, as I’d never seen a cockroach before. In summary I’d never survive in Australia…..
Gotta throw the whole house away now
Personally, I’d have had the house on the market before posting anything on reddit. But you do you.
Is that Edgar? Give him sugar water
Wondering what kind of bedroom that is. Don’t often hear of people with tiled floors in bedrooms. Kitchens bathrooms so on. But tiling in a bedroom would suggest you and the partner have a very healthy relationship 😈
seen a few of these the past month or two and I’d never seen them before!
My son recently found one. It had wings though but otherwise looked exactly like this. I’m wondering since if that was a mutation?
Oh it’s faaaaaancyyyyy 🐜
I hope you live up in the Shetland islands far far away from me?
Friend!
Who threw it at you and why were they in your bedroom?
They’re from a family of beetles whose shells shrunk in length so that they can wriggle through narrow tunnels. But their wings didn’t shrink, so they can still fly, but they have to do origami to put them back under the shell.
Question, how did it get into your house, and from where?
We have so many of these at work. They’re harmless.
Our largest Roce beetle. They’re beautiful.
Send out a Pikachu to defeat it!
Yeah fuck that… but… seriously do you have a patio as a bedroom floor?
Thats 3 bobs shu of a suppar yet my good lad
That’s a very cool beetle, great find. Known as a Devil’s Coachhorse
How big is it? I’m picturing it about 20-40 metres long given that it’s straddling a canal with just its front legs.
The most metal insect there is.
I found a couple of these outside earlier in the year. They’re pretty big. Dragging that huge abdomen around too.
Looks like someone shrunk a bug from Starship Troopers.
Once you have dealt with that, i recommend getting a carpet as that floor looks cold! 😏
These guys are neat, they certainly stand their ground and will spray you if you piss em off 🤣
Blast-ended Skrewt that is
At first, I thought it looks like a Vinegaroon 😱😱😱
But I am delighted to discover it is not since if they had found their way to the UK, I would have to go and live at sea.
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