Citing commissioner): “So, can you explain why you were photographed apparently biting a woman’s arm?”
Answer: “Ah yes, well, you see, it was all terribly innocent. Her arms well, they looked rather like a halftime orange. You know, like the ones the lads have in the changing room. And, erm, I suppose instinct rather took over and I just had to have a bite. Perfectly natural behaviour, really. Nothing untoward. I mean, who hasn’t mistaken a colleague’s limb for a piece of fruit in the heat of the moment?”
Commissioner: “You drew blood.”
Player: “Just a nibble! A zestful misunderstanding! Frankly, I think the real scandal is that we don’t provide more oranges in on match day. If anything, I was highlighting a dietary deficiency.”
Gentleman’s sport….
First it’s Thierry Henry and now it’s Teethy Hungry
A citing is no good to Ireland anyway. They already lost. it should have been a red card. Ireland would have had the advantage of the extra player.
She might get banned but what good is that to Ireland.
French kiss 💋
In France that’s the way we say “I like having you around “
What’s the point in a tmo.
Probably been watching the movie “Delicatessen” last night. If you have not seen it, watch it tonight.
Tasty 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OM NOM NOM NOM
Aoife wafer got bit… can someone explain to the french player that she isnt an actual wafer?
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Should have been red
Citation and ban
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If you get bitten by a French person you turn into a French person yourself.
TMO was worse than the ref, which says a lot. They got what the wanted i guess, an England France semi final
Looks like a friendly hickey to me.
That’s just how the greet each other.
What is it with cannibals getting into rugby?
Haha she’s just grabbing and chomping like it’s a croque monsieur. Bizarre behaviour, like the weird toddler the other children don’t play with.
Shocking that it wasn’t addressed properly during the match, I don’t feel like France deserved that win.
The Suarez special
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We need to get over it – France were obviously the hungrier team today
Don’t rugby players have mouthpieces at all times?
That’s pretty bad.
Most moral and sane sports player
Plain to see. What on earth was the English TMO doing?
Must’ve been famished.
Well…. Given all the garlic the French have… it’s unlikely to turn her into a vampire
Le Suarez
Bites from other humans are so dangerous. That’s a disgrace.
https://preview.redd.it/9ftfl8hlg5pf1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5063a690f7f9c3d1cdd75d877c91d64a3715058
Citing commissioner): “So, can you explain why you were photographed apparently biting a woman’s arm?”
Answer: “Ah yes, well, you see, it was all terribly innocent. Her arms well, they looked rather like a halftime orange. You know, like the ones the lads have in the changing room. And, erm, I suppose instinct rather took over and I just had to have a bite. Perfectly natural behaviour, really. Nothing untoward. I mean, who hasn’t mistaken a colleague’s limb for a piece of fruit in the heat of the moment?”
Commissioner: “You drew blood.”
Player: “Just a nibble! A zestful misunderstanding! Frankly, I think the real scandal is that we don’t provide more oranges in on match day. If anything, I was highlighting a dietary deficiency.”
Gentleman’s sport….
First it’s Thierry Henry and now it’s Teethy Hungry
A citing is no good to Ireland anyway. They already lost. it should have been a red card. Ireland would have had the advantage of the extra player.
She might get banned but what good is that to Ireland.
French kiss 💋
In France that’s the way we say “I like having you around “
What’s the point in a tmo.
Probably been watching the movie “Delicatessen” last night. If you have not seen it, watch it tonight.
Tasty 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OM NOM NOM NOM
Aoife wafer got bit… can someone explain to the french player that she isnt an actual wafer?
hes so real for that
She got that dawg in her
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