A and B overlapping in Liguria and Piedmont, are those areas the promised land?
Isn’t Golden banana already heaven???
Blue has UK so I can’t risk it
F
B. It’s all sunny places although I would hopefully end up in France or Italy and definitely not Spain. Perhaps there is too much possibility of being born in Spain, maybe A would be better. I can’t think of anything worse than having to learn Spanish.
A is great but i’d rather not to be born than becoming a brit
F seems like the only sane choice.
A – Risk being Belgian, Dutch, French or Brit.
B – Risk being French or 2 microstates.
C – Beastern Europe.
E – Risk speaking Danish.
F – Mongol Europe.
There’s only one choice here. It’s D.
Correct answer is ‘A’.
Correct answer is A.
Does the purple penis include Ireland…? B’s obviously out because I don’t want to risk coming back as a Fr*nch, wouldn’t mind being Dutch (because, drugs, baby!), but I certainly wouldn’t want to fucking speak it. I’ve thought about living in Scandinavia, but then there’s the food (which is, obviously, also an issue in the Netherlands), I’m severely gluten intolerant, so that rules out Italy (plus it’s too fucking hot), so probably C.
Im going to D to eat octopus with potatoes every day.
D is the best.
Only Hungary is that bad in the green banana.
The blue banana is risky for autism.
The string E is speech impediment no thx.
The Golden banana kinda looks…golden ngl.
C because everything else is scary and new and I don’t like it
Impossible to take seriously since you spell grey the American way
Good Food, good weather and first Christian Kindom, ofc Gallaecia, D.
A – has the potentiel to be Dutch. As I’m part of some specific minority, being Dutch would be useful, one of my ex-sisters told me. But A also the UK, which is a massive No for A. Also, there’s a chance to be born in Bavaria (SouthEast-Germany) or Tyrol (West-Austria), no thanks…
B – Too hot for me.
C – There’s a chance to be born in Vienna. Vienna is okay, aside of the people… But else, that’s dangerous. Very dangerous. Worst if I would spawn in Hungary… I guess even Poland would be better for me than Hungary.
D – Too hot for me
F – The chance to be respawn in Finland is a bit too low for my liking.
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I will pick E. Denmark and Sweden are both cool. Would prefer Denmark though. No idea about FarNorth-Germany. I only know that I have some lady contact that really dislike when you greet her with “moiniiiii :3”. But even FarNorth-Germany would be cool, because in the worst case it’s close to the Dutch or the Danish border.
D is basically greater Galicia, so the best place in the world. Easy choice.
Registering interest in being a Baltic
E or D
Ah yes, the wastelands of Lisbon, Madrid, Paris, Rome, Athens, Berlin, Istanbul, Moscow… actually that sounds fairly accurate
D. Seafood every day!
In what century?
Beeing born in europe at all is the jackpot globally.
D for the win
Atlantic axis. Would be a drunkyard since childhood.
D Carralho. It is hilly, they have bagpipes, they like a drink, and pisses it down all the time home away from home for a Brit.
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A and B overlapping in Liguria and Piedmont, are those areas the promised land?
Isn’t Golden banana already heaven???
Blue has UK so I can’t risk it
F
B. It’s all sunny places although I would hopefully end up in France or Italy and definitely not Spain. Perhaps there is too much possibility of being born in Spain, maybe A would be better. I can’t think of anything worse than having to learn Spanish.
A is great but i’d rather not to be born than becoming a brit
F seems like the only sane choice.
A – Risk being Belgian, Dutch, French or Brit.
B – Risk being French or 2 microstates.
C – Beastern Europe.
E – Risk speaking Danish.
F – Mongol Europe.
There’s only one choice here. It’s D.
Correct answer is ‘A’.
Correct answer is A.
Does the purple penis include Ireland…? B’s obviously out because I don’t want to risk coming back as a Fr*nch, wouldn’t mind being Dutch (because, drugs, baby!), but I certainly wouldn’t want to fucking speak it. I’ve thought about living in Scandinavia, but then there’s the food (which is, obviously, also an issue in the Netherlands), I’m severely gluten intolerant, so that rules out Italy (plus it’s too fucking hot), so probably C.
Im going to D to eat octopus with potatoes every day.
D is the best.
Only Hungary is that bad in the green banana.
The blue banana is risky for autism.
The string E is speech impediment no thx.
The Golden banana kinda looks…golden ngl.
C because everything else is scary and new and I don’t like it
Impossible to take seriously since you spell grey the American way
Good Food, good weather and first Christian Kindom, ofc Gallaecia, D.
A – has the potentiel to be Dutch. As I’m part of some specific minority, being Dutch would be useful, one of my ex-sisters told me. But A also the UK, which is a massive No for A. Also, there’s a chance to be born in Bavaria (SouthEast-Germany) or Tyrol (West-Austria), no thanks…
B – Too hot for me.
C – There’s a chance to be born in Vienna. Vienna is okay, aside of the people… But else, that’s dangerous. Very dangerous. Worst if I would spawn in Hungary… I guess even Poland would be better for me than Hungary.
D – Too hot for me
F – The chance to be respawn in Finland is a bit too low for my liking.
…
I will pick E. Denmark and Sweden are both cool. Would prefer Denmark though. No idea about FarNorth-Germany. I only know that I have some lady contact that really dislike when you greet her with “moiniiiii :3”. But even FarNorth-Germany would be cool, because in the worst case it’s close to the Dutch or the Danish border.
D is basically greater Galicia, so the best place in the world. Easy choice.
Registering interest in being a Baltic
E or D
Ah yes, the wastelands of Lisbon, Madrid, Paris, Rome, Athens, Berlin, Istanbul, Moscow… actually that sounds fairly accurate
D. Seafood every day!
In what century?
Beeing born in europe at all is the jackpot globally.
D for the win
Atlantic axis. Would be a drunkyard since childhood.
D Carralho. It is hilly, they have bagpipes, they like a drink, and pisses it down all the time home away from home for a Brit.
I was born in D, would do it again.
D, easy.
Giving D as an option feels like cheating.
Why would you choose anything else?
G, options are endless when you’re roma
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