“You just go ahead of me. You will give me the rifle. When you see a drone, crouch down like a mushroom.” A russian invader is preparing his comrade for a meeting with a Ukrainian drone, using him as bait
by LowTechDroid
“You just go ahead of me. You will give me the rifle. When you see a drone, crouch down like a mushroom.” A russian invader is preparing his comrade for a meeting with a Ukrainian drone, using him as bait
by LowTechDroid
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They are so evil it’s crazy, he spots an old guy who’s not all there and decides to use him as fucking drone bait lmao.
It’s like an RPG playthrough where you make every wrong decision.
Bleak.
The biggest irony of that video, that judging by the way a gay holding camera speaks, he is not ethnic ruzzian.
And yet, non ruzzians(whom ruzzians hate with passion) send ruzzian to death.
Yeah, the main thing is you don’t want to put any of your rifles in danger. They’re getting difficult to replace.
You don’t have to be faster than the kamikaze drone, you just need to be faster than the human bait in other words. Wonderful show of comradery
This sort of horse shit is standard practice in ruzzia’s fucked up degenerate military!
Everything ruzzia is doing lately wreaks of desperation.
One minute you’re fast asleep on a park bench, hugging your bottle of vodka. The next day, you’re thrown in to the meat grinder as drone bait.
If you’d all stood up and opposed Putin years ago, this wouldn’t be happening. Instead, stupid sheep die like stupid sheep.
“crouch down like a mushroom” sounds as useful as that “duck and cover” lava defence in South Park
Can you imagine the outrage if a NATO soldier was recorded and being ordered to be used as bait and die in this way?
Russian animals.
So he got a riffle, and the other guy want his riffle to then use him as a bait for drone.
I say the best solution is to use the riffle against that guy and escape the battlefield by anyway you can
Youngest man in russia
If UK drone operators see an orc crouching like a mushroom I hope they get the other orc hiding a few tens of meters behind first.
In the immortal words of South Park “You will be the all important Operation Human Shield”
Is this a fighter ? Looks like some lost beggar
Making the “order” up as he speaks, as he gauges how stupid the other guy is. Figures the other guy is street smart enough to know he is a pawn, decides to “delegate” the issue to his degenerate.
Русский мир in a nutshell.
Could be such a lovely country, alas….
He should let the other guy take his rifle and take off any Russian patches then lead the way for his comrade.. With his hands up the whole time… Wonder who the Ukrainian drone would target?
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“In short, you see Peytr? Drone never suspect mushrooms. Is perfect plan.”
The per unit cost of an M67 hand grenade is $45 according to the 2021 cost justification study.
A drone with a 1 pound payload (M67 weighs 400 grams) goes for $140 on amazon and $40 on Temu.
My rigourus study can conclude that the life of a russian soldier according to other russian soldiers is valued at a cost of between $85 and $185 US dollars to Ukraine.
He just would have made him go first if he wasn’t planning on trying to shoot the drone as it is coming after the ‘mushroom’. Shitty assignment
He’s fertilizer, and by the looks of it, he already knows it…
Callsign Сварщик – Welder. Probably (somewhat) sober first first time in the 21st century.
Commander just wants to get his rifle to administer some light beatings.
“Also, if you see any mines, step on them to mark them so we don’t get hurt”.
I’m kinda shocked he didn’t tell him to wave his arms wildly, and run in the opposite direction.
Playing “I’m a little mushroom” will just let the drone pilot finish the job quicker and send another one for him.
I know he was sending this man to his death but I’m glad he didn’t beat the shit out of him to get compliance and went with lying instead. Iilya is probably waiting to beat the shit out of him if he survives though.
Brilliant tactic of temporary survival, such a heroic defense of the motherland.
Pretty obvious the poor guy doesn’t want to be there. Has no trust in officers. Realizes he is a deadman for drone bait
Post it on r/UkraineRussiaReport, lets see what the russian bots say
Crouch down like a mushroom, put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye.
Honorable general sir, are you out of your f@cking mind?
“I guess I’ll just die”
Even the stupid ones and desperate ones have started to understand.
That guy played too much Mario Bros. :”Crouch like a mushroom 🍄 and you will escape the drone”.
“You shouldn’t have come then.”
I’m going to have to reassign you. When you see a drone and crouch like a mushroom, you will be reassigned to a bleeding lump of mangled meat in a crater. Ilya will come piss on you later. He’s the main smo worm.
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