Who is the other guy that looks like John Swinney?

by Citawell

31 comments

  1. That’s what we call in the IT business a “hot spare”. If the main one fails there is one right there ready to take over. 

  2. That’s the back-up Swinney. Since we have enough renewables now to power two Scotlands, by law we need two Swinneys.

  4. Mini-Swinney, in case the big one gets double booked they can wheel out the backup, he’s only about 4” shorter so people don’t really notice

  13. Notice one wears a red tie and one a green tie.

    That is the Luigi to John’s Mario 

  14. He has a body double, like what saddam Hussain used to have 

  16. Just in case they need to sing a song about walking 500 / 1000 miles just to fall down at your door.

  17. It’s John swinney obviously. There’s two of him and I don’t see why it’s such a big deal tbh.

  22. Sarwar: “This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them”

  27. It’s like a scene from Spartacus these days in Holyrood.

    Presiding Officer calls for John Swinney to speak and they all get up.

    I’m John Swinney

    Naw I’m John Swinney

    Naw ye urnae I’m John Swinney

    Sit doon ya bam I’m John Swinney

    Apart from the the Hong Kong born former socialist Dame of Gregg’s and torn faced boot affectionately known throughout the land of brown envelopes as fat Jackie . She’s naw John Swinney but will claim John Swinney was her idea.

    Unverified rumour is that Sturgeon is writing a book about the many faces of John Swinney and it’s totally not written by her “friend” Val.

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