9/10 German reviewers be like: “Breakfast was unacceptable, we only got fresh croissant with homemade jam and cappuccino, no continental anything, no processed meat, no rubber cheese, no rock hard bread, no coffee that should legally only be used to make a flowerbed’s soil more acidic, nothing! This literally ruined our holiday and we will never forgive them”
The flag in the title is really turning the knife
Two years ago had a baked frozen baguette in a three-star hotel in France for breakfast. Would have liked to storm the Bastille after this nasty attack on my taste buds. 👎
I’m not sure, what I should be happy about here… Either the fact that you insulted the Dutch by not knowing their proper flag. Or the fact that you insulted the French by calling them Dutch. Can’t do both though, that would make me too happy for a German and get me abgeschoben mit Hilfe der Taliban.
>do a honest review to a german restaurant
>get threatened by the restaurant owner: “remove the review or we will sue you”
The stairs in the background look very Dutch.
I always check the Italian and Portuguese reviews, they’re the only ones complaining about hygiene, while everyone else says it’s fine. It’s hilarious
And ignore the French reviews cause then you wouldn’t go anywhere, everything is merdique
Everyone would benefit from some honesty.
I was recently looking at places to stay and found multiple reviews from Italians about the poor food
My favourite said the food was only fit “for Americans and perhaps British”
That flag in the title is just savage, I love it
I made our host cry in America because she asked if there was anything wrong with our stay in her American happy hostess voice and I mentioned the lack of corkscrew. She was scared I was going to rate her badly on Airbnb.
Who’s gonna tell her that the D*tch still use the term N*ger?
Look for the Italian ones, they always find something to complain
British reviews are like: I’ll give it 1 star because I can’t give zero stars. Me and our Phillip went here for our 25th anniversary and this holiday was so bad it has ruined our 25 years of marriage. We weren’t expecting to visit Spain and it to be full of Spanish people. Everywhere you looked it was a bloody foreigner and no Brits. Also the food was all disgusting foreign food. They offered our Phillip a “Pie ella” and when it came out it was just a big pot of rice with some manky seashells in it, it wasn’t even a pie.
Bro you are not even a savage at least get the flags right 🙏
My cousin runs a holiday let in Cornwall. ‘Germans never give 5 stars’
Average 10/10 hotel review from a German:
+free parking
+accepted payment in cash
+communication via fax worked very well
+matrass was pleasently hard
+no towel removal policy
+breakfast had a daily changing 300 m² buffet plus live cooking from a Michelin starred chef and was available from 5:00-11:59. Still room for improvement though.
I go by the Scandi ones, we have our priorities in check (clean, quiet, comfy beds, proper non-dessert breakfast) and don’t nit pick. The middle class Brit ones are decent too but they always complain about the tea making facilities in the room and tend to let other things slide because they’re too polite. The Americans ones are the most untrustworthy as they’re either 100 stars out of 10 everything is excellent!!!!!! or complaining about the existence of stairs, the staff not smiling enough and the doorways being too narrow.
shit pls tell me where do I know the sound from?
Omg an israeli just posted! Genocide! Genocide!
Whenever I am buying clothes on an international site I look for the German, Polish and French reviews
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Best reviews per capita, you are all welcome
9/10 German reviewers be like: “Breakfast was unacceptable, we only got fresh croissant with homemade jam and cappuccino, no continental anything, no processed meat, no rubber cheese, no rock hard bread, no coffee that should legally only be used to make a flowerbed’s soil more acidic, nothing! This literally ruined our holiday and we will never forgive them”
The flag in the title is really turning the knife
Two years ago had a baked frozen baguette in a three-star hotel in France for breakfast. Would have liked to storm the Bastille after this nasty attack on my taste buds. 👎
I’m not sure, what I should be happy about here… Either the fact that you insulted the Dutch by not knowing their proper flag. Or the fact that you insulted the French by calling them Dutch. Can’t do both though, that would make me too happy for a German and get me abgeschoben mit Hilfe der Taliban.
>do a honest review to a german restaurant
>get threatened by the restaurant owner: “remove the review or we will sue you”
The stairs in the background look very Dutch.
I always check the Italian and Portuguese reviews, they’re the only ones complaining about hygiene, while everyone else says it’s fine. It’s hilarious
And ignore the French reviews cause then you wouldn’t go anywhere, everything is merdique
Everyone would benefit from some honesty.
I was recently looking at places to stay and found multiple reviews from Italians about the poor food
My favourite said the food was only fit “for Americans and perhaps British”
That flag in the title is just savage, I love it
I made our host cry in America because she asked if there was anything wrong with our stay in her American happy hostess voice and I mentioned the lack of corkscrew. She was scared I was going to rate her badly on Airbnb.
Who’s gonna tell her that the D*tch still use the term N*ger?
Look for the Italian ones, they always find something to complain
British reviews are like: I’ll give it 1 star because I can’t give zero stars. Me and our Phillip went here for our 25th anniversary and this holiday was so bad it has ruined our 25 years of marriage. We weren’t expecting to visit Spain and it to be full of Spanish people. Everywhere you looked it was a bloody foreigner and no Brits. Also the food was all disgusting foreign food. They offered our Phillip a “Pie ella” and when it came out it was just a big pot of rice with some manky seashells in it, it wasn’t even a pie.
Bro you are not even a savage at least get the flags right 🙏
My cousin runs a holiday let in Cornwall. ‘Germans never give 5 stars’
Average 10/10 hotel review from a German:
+free parking
+accepted payment in cash
+communication via fax worked very well
+matrass was pleasently hard
+no towel removal policy
+breakfast had a daily changing 300 m² buffet plus live cooking from a Michelin starred chef and was available from 5:00-11:59. Still room for improvement though.
I go by the Scandi ones, we have our priorities in check (clean, quiet, comfy beds, proper non-dessert breakfast) and don’t nit pick. The middle class Brit ones are decent too but they always complain about the tea making facilities in the room and tend to let other things slide because they’re too polite. The Americans ones are the most untrustworthy as they’re either 100 stars out of 10 everything is excellent!!!!!! or complaining about the existence of stairs, the staff not smiling enough and the doorways being too narrow.
shit pls tell me where do I know the sound from?
Omg an israeli just posted! Genocide! Genocide!
Whenever I am buying clothes on an international site I look for the German, Polish and French reviews
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