Male Conservative MP caught ‘watching porn in the Commons chamber’ by female colleagues

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  1. Nice to know that they have one hand down their trousers while mindlessly nodding through the likes of Patels semi-fascist legislation.

    And people wonder why we in Scotland feel increasingly done. Indyref 2 can’t come quickly enough.

  2. Assuming this is true, we can be rest assured that…err…nothing at all will happen.

    In the real world this would probably be a cause for dismissal, but we all know MPs cannot possibly be held to the same standards as the great unwashed.

  3. Forgot he had his audio on full and decided to watch a little bit of 2 girls 1 cup. Boris jonsun and richy gave him the thumbs up and shouted lads lads lads.

  4. I’m sorry but this is getting deranged now.

    The 2019 intake under the leadership of Johnson has permanently damaged parliamentary standards and clearly there is a lechery running through the party starting at the top.

    The fact that countless female MP’s have stayed silent until now just shows the scale of the problem and this could be a serious watershed moment far, far worse than the parties row.

    These men are juveniles. They’ve never actually grown up at all. They have no clue how to act around women or they couldn’t care less either way.

    Disgusting and utterly pathetic.

  5. This is a real threat to the government. It indicates that treating poor people, refugees, the elderly and ‘the regions’ like dirt is no longer sufficient on its own to make Conservative backbenchers rock hard.

    The government must act quickly to increase the suffering it is causing and bring arousal levels on the backbenches back up to the usual orgasmic rage at PMQs levels.

  6. So unsubstantiated claims get Angela Raynor named and shamed, but this MP is only reported on anonymously despite eye witnesses? No sexism here.

  7. Name and shame. People in public office should be held to the highest standards. Watching porn at work would get you sacked in almost any job.

  8. Well what do you expect if the female MPs are allowed to show off their legs by wearing modest skirts

  9. This is very low on the list of tory scandals. Years ago, this would have been a massive affair. Nowadays? Just add it to the list. The only surprising thing is, it wasn’t boris as he loves fucking the country over and watching porn instead of doing his job would just add to his shitty image of being a cunt.

  10. 56 MPs were under investigation by the Parliamentary authorities for sexual misconduct, including three cabinet ministers.

    That’s around 1 in 12. Which is insane.

  11. 56 MPs are under investigation by the Parliamentary authorities for sexual misconduct, including three cabinet ministers. That is a lot of people!

  12. This is actually a pretty big security risk. It’s indicative of an addiction, one which would not be tolerated under normal security vetting. Malicious actors can manipulate and exploit addictions, through blackmail or otherwise.

    I hope the security services are on top of this. Although I doubt it, given they’re turning a blind eye to all the cocaine passing through Westminster.

  13. 56 out of 650 MPs have been investigated for sexual misconduct, fucking hell that’s nearly 10% of the chamber, no way it’s just Tories either

  14. The amount of toxicity on this thread is so sad. How the hell a news update about a scumbag MP watching porn while he’s supposed to be at work while the country crumbles around us has led to a load of holier than though types arguing about the pointlessness of another Scottish independence referendum baffles me. Our countries are broken, the people at each others throats while children starve and government policy gets closer and closer to mimicking 1930s Germany and I see so few of us trying to heal the wounds or offer olive branches. Our society is so broken and so few of us are willing to even try and come together. What a mess.

  15. This is beyond The Thick of It levels now.

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    Imagine a fucking comedy taking the piss would be a preferable government to this constant shambling from one disaster to another

  16. Look. It was Dominic Raab. I don’t have any proof but I don’t need any. It was Raab. Fire him and maybe someone else for good measure and let’s move on.

  17. “He didn’t realise it was porn. If he had he would have turned it off immediately”

    “He watched it for less that 10 mins so”

    “He was ambushed by a porno”

    “There’s on war in atm and he is working flat out”

    Please delete as appropriate

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