Heaven and Hell

by TakeItItIsYours

46 comments

  1. i have never seen this before very funny thank you for sharing fuck you 

  4. British police? Seems like you will need a couple of licenses up there…

  5. Yeah no, even if was all organasied by us, we will never put a Brit in a kitchen.

  6. I have seen this photo on my dad’s phone around 15 years ago? Damn boy. You too old

  7. ‘organised by the swiss’, like heavenly FIFA or WEF meetings in Davos

  8. The police is British? You want to be arrested for your memes? This sub would be the first one down.

  9. Ah yes, heaven is where the police lynch random women at night and share deceased body pic on their WhatsApp chats. 

  10. Oh how times have changed. British police are now useless and German cars have become unreliable. French people loving anyone? Lmao

  12. If the police are British? That depends what colour their uniform is.

  15. So what makes the Swiss bad lovers? Is it the weird accent during dirty talk?

  16. It’s clear from the comments we need an updated version.

    **Heaven** is where:
    The budget is Norwegian;

    The chefs are French;

    The banter is British;

    The infrastructure is Dutch;

    The art is Italian;

    And it’s all organised by Dutch.

    **Hel**l is where:
    The budget is French;

    The chefs are Norwegian;

    The banter is German;

    The infrastructure is Portuguese;

    The art is Austrian;

    And it’s all organised by Belgians.

  17. Idk if I’d want my police to be British. I take any police force from the Nordics if I have to pick tbh

  18. Tbh dating a french person sounds like a nightmare

  21. The current ranks for Michelin stars based on nationality are:

    1. France
    2. Italy
    3. Japan
    4. Germany
    5. Spain
    6. United States
    7. United Kingdom

    So like, we are 7th best in the world right? So don’t be such a fucking cock.

    But that also means France should be in that top spot for chefs.

  23. During WWII, there was a similar joke.

    The ideal army would have:
    Russian soldiers
    American supplies
    British officers
    German weapons
    Italian enemies

  24. Shouldn’t let the Swiss organize it. They’ll just shave off the profit to then act all posh with it.

  25. Isn’t the german police fairly chill compared to other european countries’?

  26. This joke is so old it may be old enough to retire even in the Netherlands.

  27. I know people on the internet don’t have the highest opinion of the police, but what is the problem with German police specifically? I’d say our police are doing an average job.

  31. I’m was a kid when I first saw this and I’m an adult man now, wtf

  32. The chef is Italian these days usually means Bangladeshi

  33. Mechanics German ok, bit expensive, but definitely body work not German

  34. Oof this aged like milk, british police? I don’t want to get arrested for writing something on reddit.

  35. Whats wrong with french mechanics? They have some of the best military industries 

  40. Hasn’t Britain got the second most Michelin chefs in the world? France topping it ?

  41. You know this joke is outdated when it implies the british “got a loicense for that knoife, m8?” police is the best option.

  42. So hell is a bordell running in germany with Italian owner, german security with mob connection. Berry on the kitchen from Edinburgh. The girls and boys are all Swiss. The handyman is quisseppe a french.

  43. French lovers? Do you have a getting cheated on or cuck fetish?

  44. Heaven is where the police are Bri’sh?

    Criminal: *stabs someone*

    Brish cop: Oi, you got a stabbing loicense?

  45. Hell also includes a world where Jans repost this every 3 working days

  46. I feel like that is out of date, but if I say that I might get nicked for wrong think.

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