You’re going to have trouble convincing me that this is a transcript of a text message conversation between a 22-year-old “chronically online memelord” and his trans lover
MAGA was instantly ready to trust CNN after calling them fake news for 10 years.
“I had enough of his hatred”
“If I am able to grab the rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence”
Except, of course, this chat log, in which he checks every box needed to convict him (confession, motive, etc…).
Somehow, that all seems a little too convenient.
This feels like the Kashole wrote this drivel himself
I’m not typically a conspiracy theorist….buuuuut this is what a high-level government conspiracy would look like, if it was executed by a bunch of TV personalities, and dumb fuck podcasters
It has such an “Epstein Binders” vibe…
This isn’t how kids talk. I’m 28 and far behind what the kids are calling shit nowadays and I’ve read fanfics on DeviantArt that felt more natural than this.
What in the chatgpt…
The ‘ He left a note under the keyboard that was photographed before the actual physical note was somehow destroyed but we have digital proof so it don’t matter’ is a tad concerning
22 year olds don’t talk like this, not even ironically.
They’re really fucking pushing that his roommate (for ONE SEMESTER IN AN ONLINE COURSE???) was his trans lover to mask the fact he was one of theirs.
You know what would really clear this up? Releasing all the Epstein files.
And they knew Republicans will be stupid enough to believe this.
Poor kid probably won’t be around long enough to dispute it.
Interesting that none of this bears any resemblance to the language and style of the texts that we’ve seen from the shooter on chat threads. “Drop point” “unseen” ???? This sounds like it was written by someone who has no idea how 22yo’s text. Just saying. Its feeling incredibly obvious like they got the guy, but he’s not the kind of guy they hoped for, so theyre frosting it with this LGBTQ vibe to make him out to be that guy.
Did a really old version of AI right this? Holy shit, no person has ever texted like this. Obvious fake.
It’s nice in this here pool but I swear I’m feeling the water temperature getting warmer?
Not enough question marks at the start. Everyone knows it’s 15 and not 14 question marks if you want your transcription to look professional.
It has punctuation. A dead giveaway.
This reads like it was bought off of Fiverr from someone who gave strong assurances that they would do the needful with great expediency.
Not surprising, the way the FBI has handled this has been ridiculous. Kash’s telling of events is incoherent and now they have this text message “conversation” to tie it all together. Very convenient. Nothing to see here
You mean we shouldn’t trust the agency led by Kash Patel who just said that Epstein only ever trafficked victims to himself? And said he didn’t have to answer to a sitting Congressman?
This is insane. I would have shrugged off any sort of conspiracy talk until I read that. Thats clearly planted evidence.
This is supposed to be an exchange between two young lovers. Yet it contains so much unnecessary exposition that it reads like a novice fanfiction or lazy movie script.
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MAGA was instantly ready to trust CNN after calling them fake news for 10 years.
“I had enough of his hatred”
“If I am able to grab the rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence”
Except, of course, this chat log, in which he checks every box needed to convict him (confession, motive, etc…).
Somehow, that all seems a little too convenient.
This feels like the Kashole wrote this drivel himself
I’m not typically a conspiracy theorist….buuuuut this is what a high-level government conspiracy would look like, if it was executed by a bunch of TV personalities, and dumb fuck podcasters
It has such an “Epstein Binders” vibe…
This isn’t how kids talk. I’m 28 and far behind what the kids are calling shit nowadays and I’ve read fanfics on DeviantArt that felt more natural than this.
What in the chatgpt…
The ‘ He left a note under the keyboard that was photographed before the actual physical note was somehow destroyed but we have digital proof so it don’t matter’ is a tad concerning
22 year olds don’t talk like this, not even ironically.
They’re really fucking pushing that his roommate (for ONE SEMESTER IN AN ONLINE COURSE???) was his trans lover to mask the fact he was one of theirs.
You know what would really clear this up? Releasing all the Epstein files.
And they knew Republicans will be stupid enough to believe this.
Poor kid probably won’t be around long enough to dispute it.
Interesting that none of this bears any resemblance to the language and style of the texts that we’ve seen from the shooter on chat threads. “Drop point” “unseen” ???? This sounds like it was written by someone who has no idea how 22yo’s text. Just saying. Its feeling incredibly obvious like they got the guy, but he’s not the kind of guy they hoped for, so theyre frosting it with this LGBTQ vibe to make him out to be that guy.
Did a really old version of AI right this? Holy shit, no person has ever texted like this. Obvious fake.
It’s nice in this here pool but I swear I’m feeling the water temperature getting warmer?
https://preview.redd.it/2hwte2dppppf1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df8a2f0843a41eeb368bd5cf96a9deb96ad4aed0
The style reminds me of one of the greatest writers of this generation…
[https://www.goodreads.com/series/406877-the-plot-against-the-king](https://www.goodreads.com/series/406877-the-plot-against-the-king)
Not enough question marks at the start. Everyone knows it’s 15 and not 14 question marks if you want your transcription to look professional.
It has punctuation. A dead giveaway.
This reads like it was bought off of Fiverr from someone who gave strong assurances that they would do the needful with great expediency.
Not surprising, the way the FBI has handled this has been ridiculous. Kash’s telling of events is incoherent and now they have this text message “conversation” to tie it all together. Very convenient. Nothing to see here
You mean we shouldn’t trust the agency led by Kash Patel who just said that Epstein only ever trafficked victims to himself? And said he didn’t have to answer to a sitting Congressman?
This is insane. I would have shrugged off any sort of conspiracy talk until I read that. Thats clearly planted evidence.
This is supposed to be an exchange between two young lovers. Yet it contains so much unnecessary exposition that it reads like a novice fanfiction or lazy movie script.
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