Tesco’s gingerbread men have been through some traumatic stuff…

by Cinn4monSynonym

26 comments
  1. In fairness, if you’d been baked in an oven, had a bow tie and buttons permanently attached to your body, and were stuffed into plastic packaging to be eaten by giants, you’d probably have the same expression.

  2. You weren’t there man… I was in Tesco nam…Cheltenham 😁

  3. My Husband always buys these for our teen daughter, he hunts for the most traumatised looking ones.
    He has found some bangers.

  4. Pay some respect, he fought Argentinians in the Falklands.

  5. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

  6. He looks as though his gingerbread wife has just suggested an early night!

  7. Well looking at his tootsies he’s clearly just done a foot job.

  8. “I have seen the throne of the Gods, and it was *empty.”*

  9. Cost of living crisis has forced Mr Bobby to take up a second job

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