Ted Cruz: MAGA “will regret” what it did to Jimmy Kimmel

https://www.axios.com/2025/09/19/ted-cruz-jimmy-kimmel-fcc-brendan-carr

38 comments
  1. Whoa, I actually agree with Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson. We are in the strangest timeline.

  2. Ted Cruz is a part and parcel of the MAGA movement. Texan’s it is time to make Ted Cruz regret.

  3. Ted Cruz, the Loki, the Fredo Corleone, Captain Dudley Smith… why is he against MAGA?

    What’s your real intention behind that comment you “Lyin’ Ted,” “the single biggest liar,” a “soft, weak little baby,” and a “failed senator.” ??

  4. Broken clocks can be right twice a day, and once in a great while, even a collection of sentient roaches wrapped in sausage skin.

  5. Ok what fucking black hole in this universe did we just get sucked into?

    -Candace Owens has got receipts

    -Tucker Carlson has been rational

    -Megyn Kelly confirms something ain’t right

    I’m not saying these people are suddenly reliable resources. But they are *not* willing to carry any water for MAGA for certain topics.

  6. That awkward moment when I agree with Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson, of all people. Trump could have just ignored Jimmy Kimmel, but he got the chair of the FCC to call ABC and tell them to suspend Kimmel indefinitely. Now people will just mock Trump more.

    Trump has also proven that he’s a snowflake. Again.

  7. When Ted Cruz is saying your actions are shitty you know that the bar is truly in hell.

  8. This is wild to hear come out of Ted Cruz’s mouth

    Which just pisses me off because it proves he has capacity to do the right thing but just doesn’t 

  9. Fuck don’t make me agree with Ted Cruz. Please. My persona can’t survive it

  10. Cruz says this like he hasn’t spent the past 10 years supporting everything Trump does.

  11. > “It might feel good right now to threaten Jimmy Kimmel, but when it is used to silence every conservative in America, we will regret it. And so again, I like Brendan Carr, but we should not be in this business.”

    This is the thing I don’t get. American law is based on _precedent._ Do Republicans not realize that (1) they will _eventually_ lose an election, and when they do (2) every single rule they’ve broken will be used as an opportunity to utterly destroy them? Do they honestly think the banquet can go on forever?

  12. we’ve gone so for authoritarian some of the crazy righties are pushing back

  13. Can’t wait for the next dem president to pull fox’s broadcasting license

  14. I hope maga cancels ted cruz. It would be a fitting end.

  15. We have the greatest leader the world has ever seen. Every criticism I made was just a bad joke. I didn’t mean to say names like Mango Mussolini. I was thinking of a democrat. Republicans never caused a recession… it must have been Antifa.

    We are the hottest country in the world, especially in Texas. Here, no oil well gets abandoned, leaking methane and sulfates into the air causing record numbers of childhood asthma. It’s a leftist hoax.

    Thank you for your attention in this matter. (Release the Epstein Files) they’re eating the dogs and cats…

  16. Holy shit. In one week I’ve agreed with something that Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz has said.

    The end is nigh.

  17. Ted Cruz, MTG and Tucker Carlson are seemingly sane? We truly are in end times

  18. Everyone calling out how weird it is for Ted Cancun Cruz to be agreeing with them – I’d like to highlight that you’re not agreeing with him.

    He is agreeing with *you*.

    The fact that so many people feel weirded out that they might be agreeing with Cruz, is a **damning** commentary on just how far our “democracy” has slid, because ironically, this is kinda how this whole “representative democracy” is supposed to work. We are so far removed from what it’s like to have our elected representatives agree with what the vast majority of the American population wants and believes, that we now have to gaslight ourselves into thinking that we agree with them. That’s not how this was supposed to work to begin with.

    And lastly – if you (and I) have been saying a thing for a while, and then they happen to be forced to come down on the same side of the issue, they don’t get to own the moral high ground.

    We do.

  19. Fled Cruise is just attempting to distance himself because if there’s one thing Republicans hate, it’s personal responsibility. 

  20. Fuck you Ted Cruz, you are MAGA and we wont forget, you wet noodle.

  21. Wow, I’m agreeing with something Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz said in the same week? Somebody get the bath salts I might faint

  22. It’s not like him to have a spine or principles… What’s his game?

  23. Devastating: Worst person you know makes a great point.

  24. Ted Cruz is doing this because he sees an opening and wants to exploit it. It is entirely possible to agree with him on one thing and disagree with him on *broadly gestures*

    Same thing with Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson on the genocide in Gaza

  25. Ted Cruz

    MTG

    Tucker Carlson

    They’re all self-serving pieces of shit. They’re always angling for their next move once the Trump regime ceases to exist. Fuck them and their pandering bullshit

  26. Geezus. When you’re too evil for Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson you know you’ve gone off the deep end.

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