Other British insults are there? by ShilohKoko Tags:Great BritishGreat British MemesMemesUnited Kingdom 35 comments If you call someone a name of any object with the word absolute behind it, it automatically turns into an insult. For example: You absolute lamppost. Your mum “There, you see? I’m not as stupid as you look.” I like ‘cunt’. It’s timeless… “Bus Wanker” Knobhead Plenty out there, “muppet,” “numpty,” “plonker,” and “bellend” A village somewhere is missing their idiot. Bellend Thick as a plank As much use as a… Bin dipper “You plank” “What a plum” “Silly cow” You absolute weapon You absolute pillock Piss kidney Flicking a V whilst saying fuuuck offff I got called a numbnut the other day. I haven’t heard that in years I’m gonna be that guy… It’s *whose Wazzock “Who put 50p in dickhead?” Said to someone in response to a silly statement/ question “Oh mate”, said in a dejected tone.. Who rattled your cage? I’m sorry you feel that way. Cow. As in ‘she’s a right cow’. Also an honourable mention to ‘Nasty piece of work’. Both somehow feel more cutting to me than cunt lol If brains were dynamite you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose Give your head a wobble Thick as pig shit ‘The lights are on, but no one’s home’ Psycho trout. Your Dad paints flags Oh bless “who put 50p in the dickhead” Face like a slapped arse. Who put 50p in the dickhead? Comments are closed.
If you call someone a name of any object with the word absolute behind it, it automatically turns into an insult. For example: You absolute lamppost.
Cow. As in ‘she’s a right cow’. Also an honourable mention to ‘Nasty piece of work’. Both somehow feel more cutting to me than cunt lol
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If you call someone a name of any object with the word absolute behind it, it automatically turns into an insult. For example: You absolute lamppost.
Your mum
“There, you see? I’m not as stupid as you look.”
I like ‘cunt’. It’s timeless…
“Bus Wanker”
Knobhead
Plenty out there, “muppet,” “numpty,” “plonker,” and “bellend”
A village somewhere is missing their idiot.
Bellend
Thick as a plank
As much use as a…
Bin dipper
“You plank”
“What a plum”
“Silly cow”
You absolute weapon
You absolute pillock
Piss kidney
Flicking a V whilst saying fuuuck offff
I got called a numbnut the other day. I haven’t heard that in years
I’m gonna be that guy…
It’s *whose
Wazzock
“Who put 50p in dickhead?”
Said to someone in response to a silly statement/ question
“Oh mate”, said in a dejected tone..
Who rattled your cage?
I’m sorry you feel that way.
Cow.
As in ‘she’s a right cow’. Also an honourable mention to ‘Nasty piece of work’.
Both somehow feel more cutting to me than cunt lol
If brains were dynamite you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose
Give your head a wobble
Thick as pig shit
‘The lights are on, but no one’s home’
Psycho trout.
Your Dad paints flags
Oh bless
“who put 50p in the dickhead”
Face like a slapped arse.
Who put 50p in the dickhead?
Comments are closed.