Another Russian CEO found dead in mysterious circumstances

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1. He was thrown from a helicopter.

   So its basically still a windowish strategy here.

2. Decopterrated.

3. “Unfortunately couldn’t miss the ground”, Putin says.

4. Someone just watched Scarface.

5. Why on earth would anyone want to live there? It’s too bad for people stuck in that kleptocracy joke of a country

6. Ah yes, another victim of the mysterious putinitis

7. “Mysterious” – jeez, call Scoob and the Gang, I think we gotta banger for them to figure out here!

8. why be so evasive around it? we all know and have heard how dangerous having windows are in Russia is.

9. Not really much of a mystery.

10. American oligarchs better be careful implementing Russian-style kleptocracy here – their Russian counterparts tend to meet some unfortunate fates, especially around windows.

11. putin need money for his stupid war, if you dont pay you die

12. If you are Russian I think it might be good practise not to rise to CEO level.

    Just stay 1-2 levels below and you might not die …

13. Fell down from high height. Nothing crazy 😁

14. I hope American CEOs are paying attention and stop kissing the ring of this administration that’s clearly trying to emulate Putin’s style of governing

15. Wasn’t Putin putting together a succession planning? He makes a list of people who could take over at some point and then just murders them all.

16. The old Deceleration Trauma cause of death.

17. Another dead CEO. Hmm.

18. Window ! Window ! Window !!!

19. It’s hard to believe that America capitalism wants the same fate for itself. Money does indeed blind even those who are at the top.

20. “mysterious”

21. How long before US CEOs realize this is their future?

22. Ohhh no!…

23. Fell out of a window and landed on some bullets?

24. Doesn’t sound mysterious.

25. What’s so mysterious about it?

26. Russia doesn’t lose a pilot this way.

27. America will have the same news soon with all the corruption taking place by the orange turd.

28. He Clearly aimed for the bushes

29. He’s already been added to Jake Broe’s favorite Wikipedia page:

    [The List](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_Russia-related_deaths_since_2022)

30. In most countries having a window office is a status symbol. In Russia, it’s a risk.

31. He strangled himself and got rid of the rope afterwards?

32. Why are they always using *mysterious circumstances* instead of *Putin*?

33. Hmmm (・_・ヾ

34. What’s crazy to me is that American CEOs don’t understand that this is what happens when you enable dictators lmao

35. Not really “mysterious” is it?

36. Funny how CEO’s in the US somehow think they will be immune to this

37. Is it that mysterious?

38. Is there an over/under for gravity-centric Russian deaths in 2025? I’ve got some cash to bet.

39. It’s not mysterious at all

40. “Unfortunately he failed to land on his feet like any cat would do”

41. The economic breakdown of Russia is starting to affect the rich.

42. Coming soon, to a united States near you..

43. > Russian CEO found dead

    nothing mysterious, most probably prosecutors started to dig into gov. contracts and the most weak mafia chain (the one who knew usual theft details and could endanger others) was removed in advance 🤷‍♂️ ros-gos-mafia is always the same, imho

44. I wish the CEOs kissing Trump’s ass would understand this is their future.

45. All the American CEOs should be paying attention to this,it’s the future for them and no amount of cosying up to MAGA will work.
    They can stop backing up Trump and the people will spare them or it’s a rock and a hard place.

46. No one cares. Let us know when you start seeing American CEOs suffer the same fate though. That might be cause for alarm.

47. Putin: I thank you for your donation of business assets that the state will put to good use.

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