Lurgan last night, does anyone know the story behind this?



by ZombieOld6045

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  1. Just a bunch of lurganites arguing over the prices of eggs

  2. Just an honest blind fitter trying to go about his business lol

  3. Looks like a group of local hards tried to intimidate some immigrants. And got intimidated right back

  4. When you’re playing a game and the first weapon you find is always shit… you take Venetian blinds!

  5. Oh, I’d heard of this before but never seen it!

    It’s a local, Lurgan based mating ritual. The male adorns himself in the family blinds, then parades up and down the street in the hope of attracting a mate.
    Worn by his father before him, he loosely drapes them around his shoulder, sinks a can of Boost, and struts for several hours in the most rhythmic fashion he can.

    If courtship fails (often the case), he then goes down to the local alehouse with his mates, where they pat his back sympathetically and tell him “bitches, they’re not worth it our fella”.

  6. You think you’ve seen it all and along comes a bai using blinds as a fuckin weapon 😂

  7. holy shit, that guy in white’s huge blade looked to be covered in blood

  8. Good job the first window covering he could grab as a weapon were the blinds.

    Otherwise it would have been curtains for everyone.

  9. Being Lurgan, it’s safe to say the story started with a bottle of Buckfast.

  10. The 2nd group sound like they’re speaking polish, the first group obviously look Asian they probably work together somewhere but obviously don’t get on with one of the poles and he’s called his mates.

  11. Fuckin scum. We have enough of our own scum without housing and paying for more. Every single one should be in prison or deported. If I went to Saudi and attacked someone with a blade I would expect jail time and deportation.

  12. According to the girl on Facebook she said that a group of immigrants charged at her door and they have threatened her before. Something about her telling them to turn the music down

  13. Fighting over who has to take early tea break at Moy Park

  14. It’s great to see immigrants really embracing the local culture.

  15. Gone are the good old days when it was Catholics v Protestants

  16. Can’t wait until the Lurgan PC game is released. Collecting those weapons would be so cool!!

  17. I have a million questions, main one being where did bro pull the venetians from lol

  18. Yes, the entire town is a complete shit hole full of scumbags.

  19. Lurgan in the last 10 years has seen such a massive influx of immigrants you wouldn’t believe it. I would say close to half the population now is foreign or of foreign descent.

    The police barracks is 30 seconds up the road by car and not a cop to be seen.

    Shocking, place has gone to the absolute dogs and worse probably to come. God help us

  20. I believe that the local lads found out that one of the foreign fellas has a job, so naturally tried to evict him.

  21. What’s the guy shout at 3:27, John, go and get ma’s roller blinds?

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