How do we boost the morale of all the staff coming back to the office?
How about a welcome back party, or nice food or…. a pay rise.
Don’t be ridiculous, get a poster.
We had to do a workshop called “embracing change” which boiled down to the message “just accept what your overlords decide for they know better than you” with a side of “if you close your eyes and loosen up you might actually enjoy it”
They’re gaslighting you bud.
STFU, accept it and be happy!
That is literally a polite way of saying “Your stuck here whether you like it or not. Get used to it you whinging fuck”
Swap it out with the “Do It For Her” Simpsons pic or that (hopefully photoshopped) pic from an employee bathroom “all employees must stop crying before returning to work”
Get in the Cagie, Wagie.
Our office has tried to mandate 3 days back in the office but there were so many complaints and they are finding it hard to hire people so now HR “had the great idea” to implement pick your days. I think there was 5 people here on Friday out of 250. Fuck em all
“Life’s not fair” says the person who is making the situation unfair and has the power to make it fair.
That looks like something a certain retail company would have.. rhymes with “Nesco” 🙃🤪
Unions needs to make a strong comeback sooner rather than later this is incredibly dire.
Open it and put quotes around “accepting”?
That sign needs to be accidentally graffitied
I’d resign and get a better job. Give them 30 days notice put up a calendar and cross the days off each morning.
Tell them it’s because of the attitude conveyed by they sign.
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Jesus grim.
“Don’t forget: you’re here forever”
It’s like something told to someone being abused by their partner…
dystopian
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
***OBEY***
It’s only missing a “no use in complaining” sign off
This is definitely a bank
I assume they are looking for people to quit?
r/ABoringDystopia
Fake corporate office bullshit.
In other words, know your place and shut up.
At least they were nice enough to put up a big sign telling you to quit. Bonus point for finding a new remote job.
The sign in our office says “PLEASE flush the toilet after you use it”
You will comply and you will be happy for it.
Very Orwellian tbf
Oof – that smacks of ‘**They Live**’…
*For the uninitiated*: [https://youtu.be/g4XiKChyK7A](https://youtu.be/g4XiKChyK7A)
(hope the link’s allowed)
How do we boost the morale of all the staff coming back to the office?
How about a welcome back party, or nice food or…. a pay rise.
Don’t be ridiculous, get a poster.
We had to do a workshop called “embracing change” which boiled down to the message “just accept what your overlords decide for they know better than you” with a side of “if you close your eyes and loosen up you might actually enjoy it”
They’re gaslighting you bud.
STFU, accept it and be happy!
That is literally a polite way of saying “Your stuck here whether you like it or not. Get used to it you whinging fuck”
Swap it out with the “Do It For Her” Simpsons pic or that (hopefully photoshopped) pic from an employee bathroom “all employees must stop crying before returning to work”
Get in the Cagie, Wagie.
Our office has tried to mandate 3 days back in the office but there were so many complaints and they are finding it hard to hire people so now HR “had the great idea” to implement pick your days. I think there was 5 people here on Friday out of 250. Fuck em all
“Life’s not fair” says the person who is making the situation unfair and has the power to make it fair.
That looks like something a certain retail company would have.. rhymes with “Nesco” 🙃🤪
Unions needs to make a strong comeback sooner rather than later this is incredibly dire.
Open it and put quotes around “accepting”?
That sign needs to be accidentally graffitied
I’d resign and get a better job. Give them 30 days notice put up a calendar and cross the days off each morning.
Tell them it’s because of the attitude conveyed by they sign.
*wearing sunglasses*: ACCEPT WHERE YOU ARE
*removes sunglasses*: accept where you are 🙂