Hello frens! Slovak fellow over here :) I came across a funny vid in polish on youtube. Its not that hard to understand but I cant understand everything. Anyone willing to transcript? Link down here

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1. Omg I haven’t seen this one in a while.
   Generally he says that he doesn’t care about anything.
   *Mam to w dupie* – means I don’t give a fuck.
   Sorry but I don’t have time for a transcript.

2. Disclaimer: very puerile, vulgar “humour”.

   I would like to tell fucking everybody, as a “good morning”, that I totally don’t give a fuck. Fucking anyone who could tell me anything fucking smart, I fucking shit on them. I don’t give a fuck. From the start, when I go shopping in the morning, I don’t give a fuck. I don’t have to go anywhere, I don’t have to fucking do anything. I don’t have to make dinner, I don’t have to fucking take shit, I don’t give a fucking fuck. At all. I don’t give a fuck about television, government, [SLD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Left_Alliance), I don’t fucking give a fuck at all. That a car fucking passes by, I don’t give a fuck. That I’m fucking going in the elevator and a fucking guy near me is fucking coughing, I don’t give a fuck about him too. That a fucking car passes by, or there’s a fucking red light, I don’t give a fucking fuck too. That I have to make the fucking bed, I don’t give a fuck too. Or fuck, that I fucking can salt, for example, my fucking clothes, I don’t give a fucking fuck too. That, for example, I have to wash fucking windows, I don’t give a fuck too. I don’t give a fucking fuck about anything. Really, in general, I don’t give a fuck at all. There is not fucking thing I would give a fucking fuck for. So, anything will be fucking going on, I also don’t give a fucking fuck. Fucking got it? I don’t give a fuck!

3. Transcription:
   Chciałem wszystkim powiedzieć, kurwa, na dzień dobry, że mam totalnie wszystko w dupie. Każdy, kurwa, który mi może coś powiedzieć… mądrego, kurwa, to mogę, kurwa, się wysrać na niego. Mam wszystko w dupie. Od początku jak idę do sklepu rano mam wszystko w dupie. Nie muszę nigdzie iść, nie muszę nic robić, kurwa. Nie muszę robić obiadu, nie muszę kurwa srać, mam wszystko w dupie, kurwa, wszystko. Telewizję mam w dupie, rząd, SLD mam w dupie, kurwa, wszystko mam w dupie. To, że, kurwa, przejeżdża samochód mam w dupie. To, że, kurwa, jadę windą i gość, kurwa, kaszle, kurwa, to też go mam w dupie. To, że przejeżdża samochód, kurwa, albo, kurwa, jest czerwone światło też mam w dupie, kurwa. Czy muszę rozkładać łóżko, kurwa? Też to mam w dupie. Czy, kurwa, mogę sobie, kurwa, posolić na przykład, kurwa, ubranie? Też to mam w dupie, kurwa. Czy na przykład muszę umyć okna, kurwa, też to mam w dupie, no wszystko mam w dupie! Tak naprawdę, generalnie, wszystko, kurwa, mam w dupie. Nie ma takiej, kurwa, rzeczy, której bym, kurwa, nie miał w dupie!!! Więc jeżeli cokolwiek, kurwa, się będzie działo to, kurwa, ja to również mam w dupie, rozumiesz kurwa? Mam w dupie, w dupie.

   Here is the translation:

   I wanted to tell everyone, for starters, that I don’t give a shit about absolutely anything. Anyone who can tell me something wise… I can fucking shit on him. I don’t give a shit about anything.
   Beginning with going to the store in the morning I don’t give a shit about anything. I don’t need to go anywhere, I don’t need to do anything, I don’t need to make dinner, I don’t have to fucking shit, I don’t give a shit about anything, anything! I don’t give a shit about television, about the government, I don’t give a shit about [SLD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Left_Alliance), I don’t give a shit about anything!
   I don’t give a shit that there is a car passing by, that I am in a lift and some dude is coughing, I also don’t give a shit about him. That there is a car passing by and there is a red light – I also don’t give a shit. Do I need to make my bed? I also don’t give a shit about that. Can I sprinkle some salt on my clothes? I also don’t give a shit. Or e.g. do I have to clean the windows? I don’t give a shit about that too. I don’t give a shit about anything!!! To tell the truth, generally, I do not give a shit about anything. No fucking thing exists that I would give a shit about. And whatever fucking happens I also don’t give a shit about it, do you understand? I don’t give a shit, I don’t give a shit.

4. Holy shit, it’s like from the beginning of the Internet in Poland. How did you find it?