Unfair battle but sword guy doesn’t really seem to realize it
Looks more like several half-hearted swings.
Londoners are evolving, simple knife stabbings are no longer sufficient
Migrants are embracing the traditions, I see… I guess they are assimilating well in the end.
Although the hooded one isn’t very smart, the guy proudly showing his face has a blade that could cut him three times before his pocket knife even comes close. He’s clearly trying to fit in without the necessary knowledge of the tools he should use, which just makes him look silly. All he really wanted was to look like a local.
Country is back
brits here continuously told me that all is fine though and all this episodes are just unfortunate and small coincidences so i must believe them, hope they can go professional and maybe get the gold medal in sabre
Pierre has riots, we have gangs and knife fights 💖
its one way to lower property prices i suppose
Being a HEMA practitionner has made me a snub I fear.
Can’t even enjoy some chimpanzee with knives without thinking that their postures are trash.
Rival chefs comparing technical abilities.
Lord above, if you’re going to have a sword learn to fucking use it properly.
We are quite literally devolving back into the Middle Ages, and all thanks to our engineers who never left ’em in the first place. Ah, Europe.
touché?
Nah. That’s a friendly match of knife cricket between the pakistanis and indians.
Why are those two astronauts having a dispute
I’ve got a neat trick to solve this crime epidemic.
Fencing over a fence? Is that a new discipline?
Not much of a swordsman,
Yer ole scallywag!
That’s not a knife, this is a knife
What the fuck is going on with you guys?
They should unironically just bring back duelling.
Excellent, now what if we multiply this by 1000?
Need a spear it seems. Would work wonders here.
Average Tuesday in Croydon…
Bruv, that’s when you get some serious madman kit like full riveted chainmail and a bascinet with faceplate innit!
Good traditional British fencers there Muhammed and mohammed
Years ago I was waiting for a bus along the quays in Dublin. Out of a shop comes some guy sprinting with two bottles of the cheapest cider in 3L plastic bottles. Behind him are two security guards, with this guy’s speed they never had a chance. All I could think is if we tap into this energy they could at least bring home a silver for Ireland.
The ancient art of swordfighting
True fencing over the fence.
Over the fence fencing?
Goes to show why spears were so important back then.
who else hoplitemaxxing
Probably best not to bring a little knife to a sword fight.
They will use full on swords to fight in the streets but nobody has had the fucking most obvious idea of learning to actually swordfight.
Can you imagine the gang in London who has taken fencing classes? They would be running the country within a year
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Looks like Ridley Scott first movie remade in actual UK
It’s obviously topiary practice, I’m pretty sure it’ll be a nice peacock when the bush gets to full height.
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ah boys will be boys
Unfair battle but sword guy doesn’t really seem to realize it
Looks more like several half-hearted swings.
Londoners are evolving, simple knife stabbings are no longer sufficient
Migrants are embracing the traditions, I see… I guess they are assimilating well in the end.
Although the hooded one isn’t very smart, the guy proudly showing his face has a blade that could cut him three times before his pocket knife even comes close. He’s clearly trying to fit in without the necessary knowledge of the tools he should use, which just makes him look silly. All he really wanted was to look like a local.
Country is back
brits here continuously told me that all is fine though and all this episodes are just unfortunate and small coincidences so i must believe them, hope they can go professional and maybe get the gold medal in sabre
Pierre has riots, we have gangs and knife fights 💖
its one way to lower property prices i suppose
Being a HEMA practitionner has made me a snub I fear.
Can’t even enjoy some chimpanzee with knives without thinking that their postures are trash.
Rival chefs comparing technical abilities.
Lord above, if you’re going to have a sword learn to fucking use it properly.
We are quite literally devolving back into the Middle Ages, and all thanks to our engineers who never left ’em in the first place. Ah, Europe.
touché?
Nah. That’s a friendly match of knife cricket between the pakistanis and indians.
Why are those two astronauts having a dispute
I’ve got a neat trick to solve this crime epidemic.
Fencing over a fence? Is that a new discipline?
Not much of a swordsman,
Yer ole scallywag!
That’s not a knife, this is a knife
What the fuck is going on with you guys?
They should unironically just bring back duelling.
Excellent, now what if we multiply this by 1000?
Need a spear it seems. Would work wonders here.
Average Tuesday in Croydon…
Bruv, that’s when you get some serious madman kit like full riveted chainmail and a bascinet with faceplate innit!
Good traditional British fencers there Muhammed and mohammed
Years ago I was waiting for a bus along the quays in Dublin. Out of a shop comes some guy sprinting with two bottles of the cheapest cider in 3L plastic bottles. Behind him are two security guards, with this guy’s speed they never had a chance. All I could think is if we tap into this energy they could at least bring home a silver for Ireland.
The ancient art of swordfighting
True fencing over the fence.
Over the fence fencing?
Goes to show why spears were so important back then.
who else hoplitemaxxing
Probably best not to bring a little knife to a sword fight.
They will use full on swords to fight in the streets but nobody has had the fucking most obvious idea of learning to actually swordfight.
Can you imagine the gang in London who has taken fencing classes? They would be running the country within a year
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Looks like Ridley Scott first movie remade in actual UK
It’s obviously topiary practice, I’m pretty sure it’ll be a nice peacock when the bush gets to full height.
Two Döner place owners
Make sword duels legal again 🙂
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