ask them who the cross is for…another Liberal like Jesus
Performative nonsense. Mom! Watch my faith!! MOOOMMM! Are you watching? Watch!
You weren’t watching!
Just like their love and respect for the Constitution and Police Officers… It’s nebulous and changes to fit their goals.
Hold up where tf did they pull the cross stunt lmao
Don’t forget how Grindr went down from overheating the servers with volume of activity lol
Not shown: the cross had training wheels.
This perfectly encapsulates the American Christian in a nutshell.
Thinking they are persecuted, act outraged, yet understand nothing about their own religion. All while ignoring the types of things Jesus spoke about and was against.
Their hypocrisy has no limit
So damn close to the Sinclair Lewis quote LOL
Is it too soon to make a “holy man” joke?
“And when you pray, do *not* be *like* the *hypocrites*, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.” Matthew 6:5
You know for as much as they push “masculinity” why the fuck was that thing on rollers?! Jesus didn’t have fucking rollers on his cross & it was supposedly much bigger & heavier than that. That looks like it would be used to crucify a toddler! Plus Jesus was dragging that damn thing through the street with the Romans most likely still kicking his ass. I say that cuz I remember that in church I read that he couldn’t even make it to the hill and a friend had to carry him while someone took up the cross the rest of the way. And that was over a decade ago.
And these chuckle fucks are running around with a cross on wheels to larp & feel persecuted?! ….. oh boy, I would not want to explain that moment to my Lord & savior on the hereafter. I cant imagine Jesus being in a rage. But I could (comedic-ly) see him being very perplexed & uncomfortable watching this moment.
A comment from your friendly neighborhood heretic.
Holy shit I’m surprised they didn’t also wear a crown of thorns while doing this…
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ask them who the cross is for…another Liberal like Jesus
Performative nonsense. Mom! Watch my faith!! MOOOMMM! Are you watching? Watch!
You weren’t watching!
Just like their love and respect for the Constitution and Police Officers… It’s nebulous and changes to fit their goals.
Hold up where tf did they pull the cross stunt lmao
Don’t forget how Grindr went down from overheating the servers with volume of activity lol
Not shown: the cross had training wheels.
This perfectly encapsulates the American Christian in a nutshell.
Thinking they are persecuted, act outraged, yet understand nothing about their own religion. All while ignoring the types of things Jesus spoke about and was against.
Their hypocrisy has no limit
So damn close to the Sinclair Lewis quote LOL
Is it too soon to make a “holy man” joke?
“And when you pray, do *not* be *like* the *hypocrites*, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.” Matthew 6:5
You know for as much as they push “masculinity” why the fuck was that thing on rollers?! Jesus didn’t have fucking rollers on his cross & it was supposedly much bigger & heavier than that. That looks like it would be used to crucify a toddler! Plus Jesus was dragging that damn thing through the street with the Romans most likely still kicking his ass. I say that cuz I remember that in church I read that he couldn’t even make it to the hill and a friend had to carry him while someone took up the cross the rest of the way. And that was over a decade ago.
And these chuckle fucks are running around with a cross on wheels to larp & feel persecuted?! ….. oh boy, I would not want to explain that moment to my Lord & savior on the hereafter. I cant imagine Jesus being in a rage. But I could (comedic-ly) see him being very perplexed & uncomfortable watching this moment.
A comment from your friendly neighborhood heretic.
Holy shit I’m surprised they didn’t also wear a crown of thorns while doing this…
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