The collapse of the American Empire went without a whimper as the Cuckoo flies over the Nest

Posted by Top_Needleworker6385

32 comments
  1. Remember Harriet Tubman replacing Jackson? Let’s finish that one first.

  2. it’s only a matter of time before these morons are badgering costco to rename their store brand “charlie kirkland”

  3. So… Nothing for President Regan.? Carter? Bush? No no no some PODCASTER??? GTFOOH

  4. This really sticks the landing on the “Fivehead” joke

  5. If Charlie Kirk had died of old age there is zero chance he would be on our currency. Why does being murdered suddenly qualify him?

  6. “I don’t really call him. He’s slick — he appointed this guy to a position, I think the governor of Minnesota is so whacked out. I’m not calling him. why would I call him? I could call him and say, ‘Hi, how you doing? The guy doesn’t have a clue. He’s a, he’s a mess. So, you know, I could be nice and call him but why waste time?”

    -Donald Trump, on why he didn’t call Minnesota Governor Tim Walz after the slaying of Melissa and Mark Hortman.

  7. If we did that, everybody would think there was some kind of horrendous printing error, because the face was obviously way too small for an actual human.

  8. So, was he fighting off the ghost of Hitler and the zombie body of Bin Laden from claiming power in america?

    They go way overboard for a guy that debated kids as a job.

  9. What about the firefighter that died when t***p’s ear was pierced on camera?

  10. I had a podcast waaaaaay before Kirk ever considered it, and I had the good sense to keep all of my blood in my own body, unlike *some* people.

    I should at least get an arcade token with my face on it.

  11. Return Liberty to her rightful place on the face of our coins!

  12. Apropos of nothing in particular, there was an old west gunslinger trick where they used to toss a coin in the air and shoot it out of the air from holstered.

  13. ![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)

    RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

  14. Enough of this hero worship. He was a racist idiot. Now he’s dead. Get over it.

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