‘I gave away my home on the day of the rapture — then it didn’t happen’

https://www.the-express.com/lifestyle/life/184850/woman-sold-house-rapture-tiktok

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  2. >While there are people taking the rapture prediction seriously, Alpha used #satire and #satirecomedy on her video; she hasn’t come out and confirmed her actions are satire, but it can be assumed she’s poking fun at the phenomenon.

  3. You worship a fictional character and give up your house.. brightest bulb here.

    Wish I could have bought a car from one of these morons.

  5. Some people cannot help but be led astray. There’s no fixing stupid.

  6. Well it could still happen today… and if not, maybe same time next week?

  7. “What do you mean it didn’t happen. I know like a dozen people who just disappeared. You must not have made the cut”.

  8. She probably didn’t have her hand up like the mini dish antenna when she was praying.

  10. This is like the fifth rapture this decade. Anyone over a decade old can tell you these cults come and go constantly.

    Heavens gate anyone? That was probably the most …interesting

  11. The disappearance of your migrant neighbor or coworker isn’t the rapture as a promise by God. It’s the work of ICE (Institute of Caucasian Exceptionalism) at the request of Donald Jesus Trump.

  16. If the rapture was coming who would live in the house?

  19. Don’t worry, they’ll announce another rapture in a few years.

  20. This doesn’t just say “I’m going to heaven tomorrow”, it also says “you’re not”.

  22. I don’t understand the point of selling anything if the rapture was going to happen. You can’t take cash or your bank card with you. And who will you leave it for? The sinners left on earth? lol

  25. I missed the whole rapture thing. Just found out about it today. Geeeez.

  27. The new homeowner is in heaven by her gift; does this count as a rapture?

  28. Scammed… Who would have figured. People have been going on about the end of days for centuries and have been scammed every time.

  29. Then you’re a failed Christian. Your god doesn’t want you.

  31. As Bill Engvall would say………here’s your sign………

  36. It’s amazing I’ve seen this article posted multiple times already and not one has noted that the person they’re referencing was posting SATIRE

  37. Any “real” Christian knows that only God sets the time for the rapture, not some American dipshit Christian.

  38. I am just going to accept that this is real and not some joke perpetrated by mischievous atheists (a group I am a proud member of).

    I am hearing stories of people quitting their jobs over this too. If I thought I was being raptured tomorrow, I wouldnt be doing a damn thing except chilling out on the patio and waiting for my ascension into the heavens. I wouldn’t be quitting my job or selling a damn thing because why would I be concerned with such earthly matters? Why would I want my last moments on this planet to be about paperwork?

    I suppose the people who went to such extremes were simply demonstrating how faithful they are, but that is still stupid. If you have to go to just an extreme to convince Jesus you are one of the elect, then Jesus might just think you are annoying tryhard. I know I would.

  39. While there are people taking the rapture prediction seriously, Alpha used #satire and #satirecomedy on her video

    Read the article people

  41. I apologize to all the screenwriters of horror films for sending their characters to the murder room. That has to be one of the dumbest choices imaginable. Yet here we are, thinking people are really that foolish.

  44. The Rapture falls on September 25th due to Leap Year.

  45. Lmao how do they know it didn’t happen and they just got rejected lol

  48. Even Jesus said that “only the Father knows.” I wonder if God will keep it a secret for as long as the sin of this much pride exists.

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