FBI Director Kash Patel has released the private messages of the Dallas immigrant shooter.

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  3. They cut off the part where he confesses to shutting off the escalator at the UN.

  4. I was there and I saw the Antifa and the Antifa looked at me.

  5. These Soros bucks really free us up for our violent schemes.

  7. “Also I saw the epstein files and it only had anyone who Criticizes our President on it”

  8. You know that at least a few maga cultists will see this and say “I knew it!”

  11. ”I’m so sorry, my love, I won’t be there for your gender re-assignment surgery given to you at lunch by teachers at your high school. When you speak of me, tell them I was steadfast and true in my support of the lunatic radical liberal woke agenda.’

  14. Who wrote that? Cuz I’m pretty sure that no one who voted for this dictatorship can write that well.

  15. I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but I basically don’t believe a single fucking thing coming out of the US government these days. It was always take it with a grain of salt, and the first place, but these people just fucking lie time and time again.

    And, let’s be clear, we aren’t talking about spin, we are talking about lies.

  16. I bet “close friend” is what Kash calls his inner-voice

  17. “Also I’m trans, as you know, as well as a brown person from a foreign country without proper documentation, as you also know but I thought I’d repeat it here just in case you forgot because it’s clearly important information for the context of this conversation.”

  21. This is just an incredible example of how desperate Republicans are to control the narratives around these shooting incidents. In this incident no cops were hurt, only the people that they (probably illegally) had in their custody, and they bitch and moan about how dangerous their jobs are and how Democratic rhetoric is putting a target on them. Delivering pizza is a more dangerous job. It just doesn’t add up.

  23. Some MAGA choad is sending this to his friends and family typing ‘SEE!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!’

  25. Omg this is sooooo funny. That Kash is one cook headed guy. I mean cool headed guy.

  26. He forgot to mention the exact model of weapon and the text he would add to a shell casing that would conveniently be left unused so it’s easy to post on twitter.

  27. Be careful. Some goon is going to be too slow to know this is satire

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