Some just like the whole street to themselves, with no regard for safety.
Road hogs..
Boar off
Notified the police, they said I was telling porkies
Following his snout by the looks of it.
I got chased by a wild boar in a forest in France when I was about 18. I probably broke the 100m world record but no one was there to see it! Now I’m a fat old fucker and would just lay down and die in the same situation.
could be someone’s pet. report it to the appropriate parties
I have questions…
1. Where is that?
2. Is it *technically* a crime to run over a pig in a Mini Cooper?
3. Which of you knows a good pork-belly recipe?
Just a hedgehog on a very important mission.
I hope that someone helps him. The poor little thing looks terrified! It’s not funny! This is an animal in great distress. Where was this photo taken please?
Use a bow and arrow for a perfect pelt
I’d appreciate it if you took this photo of me down
Jesus Christ…..it’s Jason Boarne!
But where’s Timon?
He’s going to market
I would call the non-emergency number and let the police know about the boar wandering around the streets. Maybe they can move it to safety before it causes a road accident.
As Spanish, I only see two hams and a lot of chorizos running away.
What kind of fox is that?
A lion, it was in Africa, and hardly a street but that’s the best I’ve got
Apparently you time travelled to Britain back in the medieval period. Pigs everywhere, and they were bristley beasts then
#BOAR ON THE FLOOR!
Somebody near me was keeping peacocks. Leaving the house at 6:30 on a Sunday morning to be confronted by an ostentation of peacocks strutting down the middle of the road was that for me. I live on a local authority estate in south Manchester.
Another morning I woke to a massive fucking pheasant sat on my fence. We don’t get a lot of them round these parts.
>`What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen in the street?`
An old woman, in her 70s, just casually walking down the street with her tits out, just undone her blouse, no bra, and let the breeze in!
(it was Dagenham, though, so…)
Pretty sure that’s a pot bellied pig rather than a wild boar (like some comments mention). Hope it’s ok!
His name is Boris
Thats not a wild boar. Thats a domestic breed of pig.
Brother, may I have some oats?
Saw some people near me walking a pig once
Looks like someone’s Vietnamese potbellied pig decided there was no sense sty-ing put.
I saw this a lot in Turkey and locals told me it is a sign that they are very hungry and can’t find food locally in nature, so they come to cities. Tbh if you can, please call a wildlife charity, while it certainly looks super funny and totally out of place, the poor boar is in distress and can get harmed.
Hognappers hun xx
They’re everywhere in the new forest right now as its panage season. I love seeing them running about
Fenton, Fenton, get back here godammit
Can’t pork there mate!
A few years ago I was driving home quite late and thought I was tripping when I saw this lil bugger hop across the street in front of me:
We used to have a pair of ducks randomly chilling in random front lawns, and the morrisons car park
That is someone’s escaped pet pig
Everyone is saying that’s a wild boar leave it alone, but it looks way more like a Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig, which would definitely be a pet. I’d call it in
What you dont see is the 30 to 40 other feral hogs out of frame
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Some just like the whole street to themselves, with no regard for safety.
Road hogs..
Boar off
Notified the police, they said I was telling porkies
Following his snout by the looks of it.
I got chased by a wild boar in a forest in France when I was about 18. I probably broke the 100m world record but no one was there to see it! Now I’m a fat old fucker and would just lay down and die in the same situation.
could be someone’s pet. report it to the appropriate parties
I have questions…
1. Where is that?
2. Is it *technically* a crime to run over a pig in a Mini Cooper?
3. Which of you knows a good pork-belly recipe?
Just a hedgehog on a very important mission.
I hope that someone helps him. The poor little thing looks terrified! It’s not funny! This is an animal in great distress. Where was this photo taken please?
Use a bow and arrow for a perfect pelt
I’d appreciate it if you took this photo of me down
Jesus Christ…..it’s Jason Boarne!
But where’s Timon?
He’s going to market
I would call the non-emergency number and let the police know about the boar wandering around the streets. Maybe they can move it to safety before it causes a road accident.
As Spanish, I only see two hams and a lot of chorizos running away.
What kind of fox is that?
A lion, it was in Africa, and hardly a street but that’s the best I’ve got
Apparently you time travelled to Britain back in the medieval period. Pigs everywhere, and they were bristley beasts then
#BOAR ON THE FLOOR!
Somebody near me was keeping peacocks. Leaving the house at 6:30 on a Sunday morning to be confronted by an ostentation of peacocks strutting down the middle of the road was that for me. I live on a local authority estate in south Manchester.
Another morning I woke to a massive fucking pheasant sat on my fence. We don’t get a lot of them round these parts.
>`What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen in the street?`
An old woman, in her 70s, just casually walking down the street with her tits out, just undone her blouse, no bra, and let the breeze in!
(it was Dagenham, though, so…)
Pretty sure that’s a pot bellied pig rather than a wild boar (like some comments mention). Hope it’s ok!
His name is Boris
Thats not a wild boar. Thats a domestic breed of pig.
Brother, may I have some oats?
Saw some people near me walking a pig once
Looks like someone’s Vietnamese potbellied pig decided there was no sense sty-ing put.
I saw this a lot in Turkey and locals told me it is a sign that they are very hungry and can’t find food locally in nature, so they come to cities. Tbh if you can, please call a wildlife charity, while it certainly looks super funny and totally out of place, the poor boar is in distress and can get harmed.
Hognappers hun xx
They’re everywhere in the new forest right now as its panage season. I love seeing them running about
Fenton, Fenton, get back here godammit
Can’t pork there mate!
A few years ago I was driving home quite late and thought I was tripping when I saw this lil bugger hop across the street in front of me:
[Little bugger in question](https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/wallaby-loose-preston-stunned-lorry-24555363)
We used to have a pair of ducks randomly chilling in random front lawns, and the morrisons car park
That is someone’s escaped pet pig
Everyone is saying that’s a wild boar leave it alone, but it looks way more like a Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pig, which would definitely be a pet. I’d call it in
What you dont see is the 30 to 40 other feral hogs out of frame
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