I once tried to change my phone to Swedish but all the sentences started from the right
NoTities? Really?
Why is there a z and an unnecessary e in “musik”?
Rechenmaschine alter ich brech ab
Berichten? Thank gawd for symbols
If you use a navigation system on your car then there are some fun options. Dutch is obviously funny but some have Swiss German and it’s even sillier.
Afrikans for extra fun
Two days ago I started Dutch on Duolingo for shits and giggles. It’s truly hilarious.
Drunk German is always fun!
Dutch is a great language, until you try to speak the cunt.
Oh dutch should be ashamed of themselves. We savage turkroaches also say telefon.
I sure got notities
The only reason you believe Dutch to not be serious, is because you don’t understand that English is the non-serious language. It’s like a successful esperanto: widely spoken, but it’s also weird if you want to defend its merits beyond it being widely spoken
Foto‘s?
everyone’s talking about notitties but klok seems absurd too.
Klok
Reading Dutch as an English speaker is a similar experience to when my browser for some reason occasionally recommends BBC News articles in Pidgin English (like [this one a few days ago](https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c62ql215ve0o.amp)).
telefoon sounds scottish
Dutch uses grocer’s apostrophes? Dutch breaks my brain.
Dutch is an incredibly simple language to learn. I’ ve seen many toddlers speaking it fluently.
English has brainwashed you all so much that writing ‘clock’ the way it’s pronounced is considered silly 😭😭😭
also, we can Avoonge them
It’s really hard to understand what’s so funny about this when you’re a native speaker lol
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>Rekenmachine
It sure is.
“Notities”? 😳
I once tried to change my phone to Swedish but all the sentences started from the right
NoTities? Really?
Why is there a z and an unnecessary e in “musik”?
Rechenmaschine alter ich brech ab
Berichten? Thank gawd for symbols
If you use a navigation system on your car then there are some fun options. Dutch is obviously funny but some have Swiss German and it’s even sillier.
Afrikans for extra fun
Two days ago I started Dutch on Duolingo for shits and giggles. It’s truly hilarious.
Drunk German is always fun!
Dutch is a great language, until you try to speak the cunt.
Oh dutch should be ashamed of themselves. We savage turkroaches also say telefon.
I sure got notities
The only reason you believe Dutch to not be serious, is because you don’t understand that English is the non-serious language. It’s like a successful esperanto: widely spoken, but it’s also weird if you want to defend its merits beyond it being widely spoken
Foto‘s?
everyone’s talking about notitties but klok seems absurd too.
Klok
Reading Dutch as an English speaker is a similar experience to when my browser for some reason occasionally recommends BBC News articles in Pidgin English (like [this one a few days ago](https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c62ql215ve0o.amp)).
telefoon sounds scottish
Dutch uses grocer’s apostrophes? Dutch breaks my brain.
Dutch is an incredibly simple language to learn. I’ ve seen many toddlers speaking it fluently.
English has brainwashed you all so much that writing ‘clock’ the way it’s pronounced is considered silly 😭😭😭
also, we can Avoonge them
It’s really hard to understand what’s so funny about this when you’re a native speaker lol
Lamgage
*Wer haben en serius problem*
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