I found this note(s) on my walk and I can’t decipher a single word. Anyone?

by WishfulStinking2

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  2. Top right says “place note in place WishfulStinking2 will pick up – JB.”

    Top left says “lace (note) with poison.”

  3. 2nd on the left maybe says “Tuesday 5AM 5×5 Mr”

    And there’s a remote chance one of the ones on the right says “Chocolate”

  4. Seems pretty easy to me:
    * Bren (ntoj)
    * Tus/cha 5×5 mo

    And so on, you can get the rest from context

  5. My wife (GP) says it’s a set of measurements for kitchen appliances. She sees ‘washing machine’ on the left. Somehow.

  6. That’s a pity because it’s the code for eternal life.

  7. Looks likes someone’s plans for the day:

    Brew (nice)

    Tuna & Cheese toast (5x5m)

    Wash nachos

    16 otters

    Dig for blood

    In bush

    -__________

    Hh no

    425 mussles

    135 cum

    Chocolates

    Throw up

    -J2o

    Loom

    Snot.

  8. Right side is a combination of s safe deposit box containing a few million. Put I can’t make out the location

  10. Give the folks over in r/Handwriting a chance to decipher it. [Edit: Don’t – not part of their remit but there will be a sub somewhere that does.]

    It looks like running notes if I’m seeing 10k, 5×5 etc. Some poor sould left running forever because he doesn’t know when to stop. Run, Forrest, run!

  12. Ha my partners a doctor and her writing is awesome ! It’s unbelievable !

    Weirdly I read it as bread as the first and on the right I see chocolate

  13. I believe that is an ancient sumarian spell to summon Cthulhu

  14. I think it’s a list of medications they take. I see tamsulosin on the left side.

  16. This looks like you took a low-res photo of a clearly written note and then upscaled it using AI. (I know that’s NOT what it is, but imagine having nonsensical AI-style handwriting…!)

  18. It looks a list of names with times and rankings to me.

  20. Multi-use document. You can read from it what you wish to. I can think of others.

  21. It’s the directions to find that guy’s hard drive full of Bitcoin that went in the rubbish tip.

  24. Third sentence above the first line says 5 x 5 mm.

    Below that first line
    “Wash mach” (washing machine)
    16 (something)

  25. Are we sure it’s in roman letters? It might a list by a Bulgarian builder sending his apprentice to the hardware shop for a long wait and some striped paint.

  27. I put it through Lens translate, nothing. Wonder what the 5×5, 16, 135, and 3s are about. Building materials? 

  33. Are you sure you’re not supposed to view it in a mirror?

  36. It looks a bit like my handwriting, which I can’t read either.

  37. Bottom-left says “2 in bush” this is a list of places to store birds

  40. Simple, I wear glasses, send me your address and I’ll find the treasure.

  41. I’m seeing top left as Bren (not oj) and 3rd down is? For both or for 30th. 

  44. You see shit like that on walls of Egyptian caves !!

  45. Grocery list.

    Hopefully they made it to the shops before they lost it.

    Otherwise that would have been a disaster and they may still be standing lost in the middle of the aisle with a blank npc expression on their face.

  46. Looks like measurements on the left and some sort of address on the right but I don’t know it’s so bad

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