The current state of the uk

by Briishtea

33 comments
  1. I’m just seeing an RPG: the man with a sword has chosen the knight class, whereas the knife fella chose the rogue class. Knightman is doing a quest to defend the castle and that seems to be going quite well (but once he leaves the gate, the quest is forfeited automatically – that’s why he can’t reach). The rogueman is doing a quest to pickpocket knightman without being spotted. It’s not going as well for him

  2. This is an olllld tradition, surely yous have heard of Brighton Rock for example, but now everyone has a video camera and instant global distribution

  3. Barry and Susan, both 63 from Wigan, will see this and post on FB about how London has fallen. Then vote for Farage.

  4. When the man with a knife meets a man with a sword, the man with the knife will be a dead man

  5. I only see immigrants adapting to the local (1000 years ago) customs.

    Later the chap with the sword will return it to the naked Lady in the city park pond.

  6. Yea, current.

    This definitely hasn’t been going on for at least two decades. We’re a fine, well behaving country guys.

  7. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!”

  8. ![gif](giphy|3o7qDLwhxkGTMvDHws)

    UK has a rich history of that.

  9. That’s not the current state of the UK, that’s two bellends trying to look hard.

  10. It’s good to see some lads bringing back traditions dating back to the 16/1700s. Haven’t seen a good castle siege in donkeys years.

  11. Tally-Ho lads. They’ve returned to tradition and picked up the cutlasses in the name of his majesty, the king. Truly a great victory for the multiculturalism of the British empire

  12. I guess they can stop them with two IDs right? The police there can use torches

    ![gif](giphy|HOscF4RieY8bS)

  13. But no one was harmed here, mean tweets hurt people.

  14. Let’s be fair, you don’t see that every day. A semi-detached house with a garden, that is.

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