When I’m dithering about whether to dial the mobile number to order “pizza’s” from a sign on a bedsheet, cable tied to a railing on a riverbank, I’m always reassured to see they’re “100% LEGIT”

by aa599

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  4. Reminds me of a boat on the river in York selling ice cream

  7. “When the pizza hits your guts like a big Italian truck….that’s Alfonzo’s!”

  8. These will either be shit or the best pizzas ever. No middle ground.

  10. It’s like when Injury Lawyers 4 U brag about being “real lawyers”. Yeah like no shit, that’s kind of the baseline expectation from a customer when they want a lawyer.

  12. Instead of calling their product “legit”, I’d like to see a restaurant take the opposite approach.

    “DUBIOUS PIZZAS! Contains 100% ingredients! Can technically be called pizza! Some customers enjoy it!”

  13. If you think that’s a bedsheet, then I’m really quite worried for you!

  14. I’ve always wanted to try this pizza but i’ve walked past it so many times

  16. No that’s a misprint, should be “100%, leg it”.

  17. Im invested now, I need someone to show me what these pizzas look like.

  18. You have to do it and you have to document the pizza and your stomach for the 48 hours after.

  20. 100% Legit is about as reassuring as the time a bloke sidled up to me in HMV and said he could get me any of the CDs for half the price they cost in there, and upon seeing my skeptical expression tried to reassure me with “they ain’t nicked, honest”.

  21. I don’t have a clue what the point of this post is or how it has 42 upvotes.

  23. It still doesn’t beat a place near my parents called “Palatable Pizzas”

  24. If I were walking into that establishment and saw that, I’d turn 360° and walk away.

  25. Ask yourself, who uses hashtags to advertise anything in this day and age.

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