Top left to bottom right: Urk, IJmuiden, Amsterdam, Drenthe, Friesland, Limburg (they’re Germans).
I make an attempt for italy (correct me pls):
– incest: dunno
– industrial wasteland: milano lambrate ex innocenti
– smug assholes: milano
– nothing: molise (doesn’t exist)
– separatists: sardinia & veneto mostly
– it’s basically austria: sud tirol
Incest region: Saarland
Industrial Wasteland: Ruhr area
~~City~~ Island populated by smug aholes: Sylt
Nothing region: Brandenburg
Annoying separatists: Mallorca
Its basically France: Rheinland Pfalz
Incest region: Norfolk or Somerset
Industrial wasteland: Teesside, the Midlands in general, Yorkshire, take your pick
Smug arseholes: Bristol
Nothing region: Northamptonshire/Bedfordshire/Milton Keynes belt of totally fuck all interesting
Annoying separatists: If you meet a vegan from Yorkshire training for a marathon what does he tell you about first?
Basically France: Sussex (limp wristed wetwipes)
Incest region: the Nord-Pas-de-Calais
Industrial wasteland: believe it or not, also the Nord-Pas-de-Calais
Smug assholes: Paris
Nothing region: the diagonale du vide I guess? Beautiful landscapes in there though
Annoying separatists: NI, BREIZHIZ A GALON, KAROMP HON GWIR VROOOOOO (and also Corsicans)
Basically Germany: Alsace
Incest regoon: Dolenjska
Industrial wasteland: Jesenice
City of smug assholes: Ljubljana
Nothing region: Koroška
Annoying separatists: Obala
Its basically Croatia: Bela Krajina
All best
For Ireland, best I can do without repeating the same place twice:
Incest: Longford
Industrial Wasteland: Galway
Smug Assholes: Limerick
Nothing Region: Leitrim
Annoying Separatists: Cork
Basically next door (the UK): Dublin
I’ll do it for Hungary since someone did it for Germany already and I live there:
Incest region: BAZ
Industrial wasteland: Half the country, I feel, but most likely natives would say Borsod area, or whole BAZ
City populated by smug assholes: Budapest, of course, Buda to be more precise
Nothing region: Észak-Alföld
Annoying separatists: Transylvanian Hungarians
It’s basically Austria: Hungarian Burgenland, most real estate is owned by rich Austrians
Incest Region – Herefordshire or Norfolk
Industrial Wasteland – South Wales or Teeside
City populated by smug aholes – London or Bath
Nothing region – Mid Wales
Annoying separatists – Scotland
It’s basically Ireland – Northern Ireland
Incest region: Agder
Industrial wasteland: Drammen
Smug assholes: Oslo
Nothing region: The entire north
Annoying separatists: Bergen
It’s basically Finland: Finnmark
Is anyone else incest region also Christian fishermen?
Incest: Merthyr Tydfil
Industrial Wasteland: Port Talbot & Newport
Smug Arseholes: Cardiff
Nothing Region: Powys
Annoying Separatists: Pembrokeshire maybe (Little England beyond Wales)
Basically England: Monmouthshire
Incest region: Skellefteå
Industrial Wasteland: Södertälje
City populated by smug aholes: Stockholm
Nothing region: Dalsland (but like half of Sweden tbh)
Annoying separatists: Jämtland?
It’s basically Denmark: Skåne
For France:
-Ch’nord
-lorraine
-Paris
-Digout
-Brittany
-Alsace (roughly Germany)
Incest region: Both Castillas
Industrial wasteland: Bilbao
Smug assholes: Madrid
Nothing region: Murcia
Annoying separatists: Catalonians and Basques
It’s basically Portugal: Galicia
Switzerland
Incest Region: Appenzell
Industrial Wasteland: Winterthur
Asshole city: Zurich
Nothing region: Everything in the alps and south thereof
Separatists: Western Switzerland, they speak Pierre language 🤮
It’s basically Austria but with money/gold
Incest: Appenzell
Wasteland: Olten
Smug assholes: Zurich
Nothing: Thurgau
Separatists: Jura
Geneva is France
Incest region: ~~Tyrol~~ Yes
Industrial Wasteland: Linz
City populated by smug aholes: Salzburg
Nothing region: Waldviertel
Annoying separatists: Vorarlberg
Its basically Bavaria: Innviertel
Looking for people from Liechtenstein and see what they say
Incest region: yes
Industrial wasteland: Wels
City populated by smug assholes: Salzburg
Nothing region: Burgenland
Annoying separatists: Vorarlberg
It’s basically Italy: Südtirol
For Liechtenstein:
– Incest Region: Triesenberg (bit actually its the whole country?)
– Industrial Wasteland: Eschen
-Smug Assholes: Vaduz
-nothing Region: Schellenberg
-annyoing separatists: Planken
– its basically Austria: Schaanwald (aren’t all habsburgs kinda austrians?)
-Tasmania
-most of the south east
– Melbourne
-Northern Territory
-Western Australia I suppose? Not really but they did try once 100 years ago
-uhhh we don’t really have any similarities to our neighbours. Maybe Tasmania again? They are sort of similar to New Zealand.
I see Italy in every category
Incest region: The castilles.
Industrial wasteland: From Ferrol to Bilbao (both included), areas like the mining cuencas in Asturias (basically a mini-Ruhr), Torrelavega in Cantabria, northern Lugo province with its mining, and both Ferrol and Bilbao are included.
City populated by sumg assholes: Madrid, Madrit and Mahrit.
Nothing region: Murcia.
Annlying separatists: Catalonia, the basque too but to a lesser extent nowadays.
Industrial wasteland: we actually don’t; you need to have industrialisation to have deindustrialisation. So also: working class? There’s no work here!
City populated by smug assholes: that’s not fair; Dublin is the only city so we win by default.
Nothing region: the Midlands, known for its sheep and bogs.
Annoying separatists: Cork.
Basically: The UK but we painted the post boxes and phone booths green.
Not sure if someone already did it for Portugal, but I’ll do it anyway. To Tugas: feel free to complete the ones i don’t know.
Incest region: IDK
Industrial wasteland: Estarreja, near Aveiro
City of smug assholes: Lisboa, most definitely
Nothing region: a couple, but I’d say lower Alentejo the most
Annoying separatists: Madeira (thanks to u/Notacreativeuserpt, I was not remembering them)
It’s basically Spain (our only neighbour by land): probably Trás-os-Montes region… or Eastern border regions of Alentejo.
Also, honourable mention as “It’s basically UK” (not neighbours, but still): Algarve.
Portuguese people in the sub, feel free to correct me and/or complete it.
Edit: this “game” could have another category, “Region that has been meme’d as it doesn’t exist”. In Portugal it would be Leiria.
I’ll give a shot for Finland (none of this will say anything to you)
Incest region: Just generally the Pohjanmaa (Ostrobothnia) region, especially areas with laestadians.
Industrial wasteland: Kymenlaakso, huge amounts of paper mills have closed on which the area’s economy was based. It’s even more sad now than it used to be.
Smug assholes: surprisingly maybe not Helsinki itself but the areas like Espoo and Kauniainen next to it.
Nothing area: let’s say Keski-Suomi (Central Finland), in the middle, with few interesting things.
Annoying separatists: Ahvenanmaa (or Åland as they would prefer) who
all know would prefer to be swedes
Like another country: same as above, the only pure swedish area in Finland. None of our Russia neighbouring areas really have anything similar to that dark country
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Top left to bottom right: Urk, IJmuiden, Amsterdam, Drenthe, Friesland, Limburg (they’re Germans).
I make an attempt for italy (correct me pls):
– incest: dunno
– industrial wasteland: milano lambrate ex innocenti
– smug assholes: milano
– nothing: molise (doesn’t exist)
– separatists: sardinia & veneto mostly
– it’s basically austria: sud tirol
Incest region: Saarland
Industrial Wasteland: Ruhr area
~~City~~ Island populated by smug aholes: Sylt
Nothing region: Brandenburg
Annoying separatists: Mallorca
Its basically France: Rheinland Pfalz
Incest region: Norfolk or Somerset
Industrial wasteland: Teesside, the Midlands in general, Yorkshire, take your pick
Smug arseholes: Bristol
Nothing region: Northamptonshire/Bedfordshire/Milton Keynes belt of totally fuck all interesting
Annoying separatists: If you meet a vegan from Yorkshire training for a marathon what does he tell you about first?
Basically France: Sussex (limp wristed wetwipes)
Incest region: the Nord-Pas-de-Calais
Industrial wasteland: believe it or not, also the Nord-Pas-de-Calais
Smug assholes: Paris
Nothing region: the diagonale du vide I guess? Beautiful landscapes in there though
Annoying separatists: NI, BREIZHIZ A GALON, KAROMP HON GWIR VROOOOOO (and also Corsicans)
Basically Germany: Alsace
Incest regoon: Dolenjska
Industrial wasteland: Jesenice
City of smug assholes: Ljubljana
Nothing region: Koroška
Annoying separatists: Obala
Its basically Croatia: Bela Krajina
All best
For Ireland, best I can do without repeating the same place twice:
Incest: Longford
Industrial Wasteland: Galway
Smug Assholes: Limerick
Nothing Region: Leitrim
Annoying Separatists: Cork
Basically next door (the UK): Dublin
I’ll do it for Hungary since someone did it for Germany already and I live there:
Incest region: BAZ
Industrial wasteland: Half the country, I feel, but most likely natives would say Borsod area, or whole BAZ
City populated by smug assholes: Budapest, of course, Buda to be more precise
Nothing region: Észak-Alföld
Annoying separatists: Transylvanian Hungarians
It’s basically Austria: Hungarian Burgenland, most real estate is owned by rich Austrians
Incest Region – Herefordshire or Norfolk
Industrial Wasteland – South Wales or Teeside
City populated by smug aholes – London or Bath
Nothing region – Mid Wales
Annoying separatists – Scotland
It’s basically Ireland – Northern Ireland
Incest region: Agder
Industrial wasteland: Drammen
Smug assholes: Oslo
Nothing region: The entire north
Annoying separatists: Bergen
It’s basically Finland: Finnmark
Is anyone else incest region also Christian fishermen?
Incest: Merthyr Tydfil
Industrial Wasteland: Port Talbot & Newport
Smug Arseholes: Cardiff
Nothing Region: Powys
Annoying Separatists: Pembrokeshire maybe (Little England beyond Wales)
Basically England: Monmouthshire
Incest region: Skellefteå
Industrial Wasteland: Södertälje
City populated by smug aholes: Stockholm
Nothing region: Dalsland (but like half of Sweden tbh)
Annoying separatists: Jämtland?
It’s basically Denmark: Skåne
For France:
-Ch’nord
-lorraine
-Paris
-Digout
-Brittany
-Alsace (roughly Germany)
Incest region: Both Castillas
Industrial wasteland: Bilbao
Smug assholes: Madrid
Nothing region: Murcia
Annoying separatists: Catalonians and Basques
It’s basically Portugal: Galicia
Switzerland
Incest Region: Appenzell
Industrial Wasteland: Winterthur
Asshole city: Zurich
Nothing region: Everything in the alps and south thereof
Separatists: Western Switzerland, they speak Pierre language 🤮
It’s basically Austria but with money/gold
Incest: Appenzell
Wasteland: Olten
Smug assholes: Zurich
Nothing: Thurgau
Separatists: Jura
Geneva is France
Incest region: ~~Tyrol~~ Yes
Industrial Wasteland: Linz
City populated by smug aholes: Salzburg
Nothing region: Waldviertel
Annoying separatists: Vorarlberg
Its basically Bavaria: Innviertel
Looking for people from Liechtenstein and see what they say
Incest region: yes
Industrial wasteland: Wels
City populated by smug assholes: Salzburg
Nothing region: Burgenland
Annoying separatists: Vorarlberg
It’s basically Italy: Südtirol
For Liechtenstein:
– Incest Region: Triesenberg (bit actually its the whole country?)
– Industrial Wasteland: Eschen
-Smug Assholes: Vaduz
-nothing Region: Schellenberg
-annyoing separatists: Planken
– its basically Austria: Schaanwald (aren’t all habsburgs kinda austrians?)
-Tasmania
-most of the south east
– Melbourne
-Northern Territory
-Western Australia I suppose? Not really but they did try once 100 years ago
-uhhh we don’t really have any similarities to our neighbours. Maybe Tasmania again? They are sort of similar to New Zealand.
I see Italy in every category
Incest region: The castilles.
Industrial wasteland: From Ferrol to Bilbao (both included), areas like the mining cuencas in Asturias (basically a mini-Ruhr), Torrelavega in Cantabria, northern Lugo province with its mining, and both Ferrol and Bilbao are included.
City populated by sumg assholes: Madrid, Madrit and Mahrit.
Nothing region: Murcia.
Annlying separatists: Catalonia, the basque too but to a lesser extent nowadays.
It’s basically portugal: Galicia, It’s basically germany: Mallorca.
Incest region: the whole fucking island.
Industrial wasteland: we actually don’t; you need to have industrialisation to have deindustrialisation. So also: working class? There’s no work here!
City populated by smug assholes: that’s not fair; Dublin is the only city so we win by default.
Nothing region: the Midlands, known for its sheep and bogs.
Annoying separatists: Cork.
Basically: The UK but we painted the post boxes and phone booths green.
Not sure if someone already did it for Portugal, but I’ll do it anyway. To Tugas: feel free to complete the ones i don’t know.
Incest region: IDK
Industrial wasteland: Estarreja, near Aveiro
City of smug assholes: Lisboa, most definitely
Nothing region: a couple, but I’d say lower Alentejo the most
Annoying separatists: Madeira (thanks to u/Notacreativeuserpt, I was not remembering them)
It’s basically Spain (our only neighbour by land): probably Trás-os-Montes region… or Eastern border regions of Alentejo.
Also, honourable mention as “It’s basically UK” (not neighbours, but still): Algarve.
Portuguese people in the sub, feel free to correct me and/or complete it.
Edit: this “game” could have another category, “Region that has been meme’d as it doesn’t exist”. In Portugal it would be Leiria.
I’ll give a shot for Finland (none of this will say anything to you)
Incest region: Just generally the Pohjanmaa (Ostrobothnia) region, especially areas with laestadians.
Industrial wasteland: Kymenlaakso, huge amounts of paper mills have closed on which the area’s economy was based. It’s even more sad now than it used to be.
Smug assholes: surprisingly maybe not Helsinki itself but the areas like Espoo and Kauniainen next to it.
Nothing area: let’s say Keski-Suomi (Central Finland), in the middle, with few interesting things.
Annoying separatists: Ahvenanmaa (or Åland as they would prefer) who
all know would prefer to be swedes
Like another country: same as above, the only pure swedish area in Finland. None of our Russia neighbouring areas really have anything similar to that dark country
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