Me looking sneeringly at the passing 500 metre Russian nuclear tsunami from the top of Mount Sugarloaf, which is exactly 501 metres high.

37 comments

1. You haven’t factored in getting your shoes wet by the splashes of water from the tsunami 1m below you

2. Sure we’ll be grand lads

3. You mean Sugarloaf Bay?

4. The tsunami is big, but the explosion is far away.

5. It’ll be fine on top of the sugar loaf, apart from all the radioactive sheep that land when the nuclear reactors in Wales explode

6. What’s Sugarloaf island like this time of year?

7. Are there any landmarks?

8. MOUNT sugarloaf?? Yer getting very grand there, father.

9. It’s like a big tide of jam coming toward us, but jam made out of old women.

10. We shall create a knew country known only as sugarloafia. We shall be safe from the threats of the British. Oh yeah, and them Russian fellas

11. Heresy. Big Sugarloaf is a hill and is 552 metres.

12. All land in Ireland above 501 metres has suddenly tripled in value, even more if they have built a boat pier

13. Any more room up there?

14. “You’ll hear it all the way to the North Pole”

15. Alright’cha now.

16. Like there will be any space up there with all the sunrise hikers and a in dry robes…. I think I’d rather be hit by a tsunami

17. The sooner that war is concluded, the safer the world will be.

    It’s strange how most people claim they hate war, but when an actual war starts they are all in favor of it.

18. “This nuclear blast is very small, that nuclear blast is *far away*. Small….*far away*.”

19. I see your sugarloaf and raise you Mount Brandon at 952m

20. Russian nuclear tsunami go fuck yourself!

21. My same reaction, watching the wave stop at the border from my side because the NI protocol made sure none of themmuns can import thon dodgy Russian nukewater

22. All over the west people are cowering in fear of a dumb bully bluffing about using a broken nuclear weapon, and of course the bot accounts he’s spun up are always ready to promote it too.

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    Russians are the ones that should be worried. The west has a fully working nuclear arsenal and undetectable submarines and literally invisible to radar detection bombers.

    A missile has a short trip from Moscow to Ireland, but no russian system will be abel to respond in the 20 seconds it takes for a nuke to fall from a bomber to the kremlin.

23. So what your saying we’re safe, first come first served kinda thing…… I’m already packing my tent

24. I was little anxious when I saw this until they got to the 500m tsunami part. Then it became clear they are taking a piss.

    I expect their next invention will have capability to bring down Moon onto their enemies.

25. Sue Namee? Ah she’s sound

26. That would be an ecumenical matter!

27. We can mine down and make the mountain hollow so we can have more room to live in.

28. Have you tried a breakfast roll?

29. Does Russia forget that NATO also have nukes? What’s the endgame to an unlivable planet 🌍

30. I don’t know much about much, but I wouldn’t rely on standing on a mountain of sugar to stop a wave? 🌊

31. I love this subreddit

32. I love this subreddit

33. [Don’t forget the factor 50](https://www.flickr.com/photos/redbedhead/52047754787/in/dateposted-public/)

34. Got room for one more?
    I’m lookin to survive the ruskie plot

35. Nothing to worry about here. The Irish fishing fleet has beaten the Russian navy before, they can do it again.

36. Take your iodine pills, Dougal. Fr Jack doesn’t need them after years of drinking Toilet Duck.

37. Damn. They said: go to Ireland, they are away from trouble…