Not everyone actually likes Guinness, or bothers drinking it outside of Paddy’s Day cosplay. It’s like the Greeks with ouzo – the brochures say it’s a “national staple,” but in reality it’s just the sad old barflies necking it while the ad men spin misty bollocks about tradition. Every pint’s less a drink, more a cheap badge of plastic patriotism (@ £5.50 to £6.00 a go)..
I once met this crusty old git who went on about “imported Guinness” like it was bloody Dom Pérignon. The man reeked of mothballs and rancid farts (akin to a front row seat at the rotten egg buffet) – a smug little smirk that would probably inspire an urge to bin the glass on his head in a number of those who crossed their path and endured their verbal swill. He talked about it like fine wine, but let’s be honest – it’s just bitter sludge that wrecks your guts and stains your loo.
Have at it.. if it’s your thing but it’s rancid muck with a on it only tourists and moldering old gits drink or opine over (unironically).
So whenever politicians you oppose use these phrases you know they are being aggravating cunts.
The phrase “Father Ted is overrated” should offend everybody.
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Nordie?
I’m from Nordie.
The best one was
*What part of Scotland are you from?.*
Not everyone actually likes Guinness, or bothers drinking it outside of Paddy’s Day cosplay. It’s like the Greeks with ouzo – the brochures say it’s a “national staple,” but in reality it’s just the sad old barflies necking it while the ad men spin misty bollocks about tradition. Every pint’s less a drink, more a cheap badge of plastic patriotism (@ £5.50 to £6.00 a go)..
I once met this crusty old git who went on about “imported Guinness” like it was bloody Dom Pérignon. The man reeked of mothballs and rancid farts (akin to a front row seat at the rotten egg buffet) – a smug little smirk that would probably inspire an urge to bin the glass on his head in a number of those who crossed their path and endured their verbal swill. He talked about it like fine wine, but let’s be honest – it’s just bitter sludge that wrecks your guts and stains your loo.
Have at it.. if it’s your thing but it’s rancid muck with a on it only tourists and moldering old gits drink or opine over (unironically).
So whenever politicians you oppose use these phrases you know they are being aggravating cunts.
The phrase “Father Ted is overrated” should offend everybody.
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