Socialism, Am I right?

Posted by GetsomeAles

26 comments
  1. Farmers should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

  2. Don’t forget the 20 billion to Argentina

    Merica First

  3. Signs an executive order against “anti-capitalism”, gives government bailouts AKA, anti-capitalism.

  4. Farmers are welfare queens cosplaying as illegal immigrants.

  5. Trump also discussed sending $600 to every adult costing $150B.

  6. So they’re going to use money extracted from us via Trump Tarrifs and giving that money to farmers. Another Trump example of taking from the poor and giving to the rich.

  7. Fuck the farmers. Sell your farm and go be idiots somewhere else.

    No one’s entitled to own a farm. You don’t deserve help from anyone.

  8. See. This is just 256D chess. You impose tariffs, individuals pay the tariffs, people can’t sell stuff because of the tariffs, so they need a monthly income, so we give them money generated from the tariffs, which means they can buy products and pay the tariffs!

    Boom! UBI for everyone, Trump is the greatest. Man is out there kissing hands and shaking babies and a hero America needed. /S

    Reality is we are MILFs with our collective hands caught in the dryer and Stepson Trump is just pulling in the driveway, home from college.

  9. When Trump’s trade war backfired during his first term, he gave farmers $40 Billion.

    It’s worse for them this time, yet he’s only offering $10 Billion?

  10. Except Trump wants to only give it to the “right” kind of farmers: his white Christian God-fearing undereducated MAGA base.

  11. What’s the worst that can happened? They lose the farm and a mega corp buys it up and makes the same thing for less expense and quality?

  12. I’m no farmer. Why should I pay for their poor life choices. /s

  13. No. It’s only welfare if it goes to *those people*. Republicans don’t get welfare, they get payments that they *deserve*.

  14. We should get free spy beans now that we’re paying for it.

    I could make some soy milk, or tofu, even soy sauce.

  15. Farm welfare. Well, Trump screwed them with his Argentine deal besides China.

    Unfortunately the rest of us won’t see any bailout. You have to be richer to get a bailout.

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