That’s very rich coming from someone who speaks English – if you can call it that – with the worst accent in the English-speaking world.
What if she encountered a Dane? Wut den?
I doubt you manage to fool anyone but yourself… which in my opinion may also count as successful.
Watched on mute but would
Narrator: “she does not, in fact, pass as speaking native german”
This sub made me grow fond of the Danes
Her face wouldn’t pass for a Dane

Put on sound for 1 second: 100% ameritard.
Not credible at all.
Why is she shouting?
We usually figure it out. Americans are pretty loud.
We can tell you’re american because you’re 10 times louder than everyone else, don’t need to hear the accent
To be fair To this ignorant savage, i watched a few years back a Danish serial and being the educated European that I am i put it in original language with subtitles….
This thing is revulsing. It physically hurts To hear.
We don’t need Americans to tell us they are Americans, we can usually hear and see them 2 blocks away
It works because most have never seen a real Dane in their life. There are only so few of them! Now, having witnessed one speaking their native tongue, that’s so rare you might as well hunt Leprechauns at that point.
This savage is exploiting the rarity or Danes.
Clever girl
So a liar filming itself i dont get it.
In colombia a Lot of people ASK me were im From and i Always Tell Them i am from Hansland.
Some of the colombians then do the Hitler Salute AND shout Heil Hitler🤣
Have an airbnb here in Sardegna, Italy.
Wouldn’t take me more than 24 hours to understand she’s a Hank’s turd.
– AC on max and windows open during the day.
– AC on max and uses a blanket (she found in an unauthorized area) while there’s 36 degree’s outside.
– Fridge full of junk.
– Food storage area full of junk.
– Fucking annoying and arrogant voice.
– General apathy towards the place, the host, the city.
Those teeth don’t lie
She is lucky she never met a danish person who asked her that tbh..
Wouldn’t it be easier to just say Canadian?
Maybe I’m a savage but I love my Yanks.
I would need to hear her German because I somehow doubt that there’s a passable accent. Most people can’t lose their accent if they learned past childhood.
Also it’s funny she’s surprised nobody asked her to speak Danish. In Europe it’s really not uncommon to meet someone who speaks we foreign language natively like it might be in the US. Europeans don’t get a kick out of other languages, it’s just a mental note of “this person is from [country] and speaks [country’s language]”.
I actually did this myself years ago in krakow. Ended up in a bar full of Erasmus students so all chatting in English, but they then started insulting englsih and the Brits. Assumed we wasnt English due to scouse accent being harsh in the ears, so we judt pretended to be Danish as that sounds shit as well
Thanks SpongeBob!
Danish, huh! Like, your 23andme results said 8% danish?
Pro tip for savages. I’m now even more suspicious of danes.
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That’s very rich coming from someone who speaks English – if you can call it that – with the worst accent in the English-speaking world.
What if she encountered a Dane? Wut den?
I doubt you manage to fool anyone but yourself… which in my opinion may also count as successful.
Watched on mute but would
Narrator: “she does not, in fact, pass as speaking native german”
This sub made me grow fond of the Danes
Her face wouldn’t pass for a Dane

Put on sound for 1 second: 100% ameritard.
Not credible at all.
Why is she shouting?
We usually figure it out. Americans are pretty loud.
We can tell you’re american because you’re 10 times louder than everyone else, don’t need to hear the accent
To be fair To this ignorant savage, i watched a few years back a Danish serial and being the educated European that I am i put it in original language with subtitles….
This thing is revulsing. It physically hurts To hear.
We don’t need Americans to tell us they are Americans, we can usually hear and see them 2 blocks away
It works because most have never seen a real Dane in their life. There are only so few of them! Now, having witnessed one speaking their native tongue, that’s so rare you might as well hunt Leprechauns at that point.
This savage is exploiting the rarity or Danes.
Clever girl
So a liar filming itself i dont get it.
In colombia a Lot of people ASK me were im From and i Always Tell Them i am from Hansland.
Some of the colombians then do the Hitler Salute AND shout Heil Hitler🤣
Have an airbnb here in Sardegna, Italy.
Wouldn’t take me more than 24 hours to understand she’s a Hank’s turd.
– AC on max and windows open during the day.
– AC on max and uses a blanket (she found in an unauthorized area) while there’s 36 degree’s outside.
– Fridge full of junk.
– Food storage area full of junk.
– Fucking annoying and arrogant voice.
– General apathy towards the place, the host, the city.
Those teeth don’t lie
She is lucky she never met a danish person who asked her that tbh..
Wouldn’t it be easier to just say Canadian?
Maybe I’m a savage but I love my Yanks.
I would need to hear her German because I somehow doubt that there’s a passable accent. Most people can’t lose their accent if they learned past childhood.
Also it’s funny she’s surprised nobody asked her to speak Danish. In Europe it’s really not uncommon to meet someone who speaks we foreign language natively like it might be in the US. Europeans don’t get a kick out of other languages, it’s just a mental note of “this person is from [country] and speaks [country’s language]”.
I actually did this myself years ago in krakow. Ended up in a bar full of Erasmus students so all chatting in English, but they then started insulting englsih and the Brits. Assumed we wasnt English due to scouse accent being harsh in the ears, so we judt pretended to be Danish as that sounds shit as well
Thanks SpongeBob!
Danish, huh! Like, your 23andme results said 8% danish?
Pro tip for savages. I’m now even more suspicious of danes.
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