Dad bragged he earned same salary as heart surgeon and pilot by dealing drugs

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1. A human thumb

2. Looks like a thumb lol

3. An actual sentient thumb

4. Thumbelina ate all the pies.

5. How much do you think he’s earning now?

6. King Kong bundy has let himself go

7. Not anymore. But that pilot is going to work tomorrow. Pissed up. As it should be.

8. Saving for a chin implant, I hope…

9. Dude is gonna need a heart surgeon

10. How the fuck did they expect to launder that much money through a Bouncy Castle business?! How many of these things did he own?

11. Dickhead.

12. Captain underpants

13. He’s got some neck!

14. Face like a meat pie

15. Should have used some of that money to buy a chin.

16. They caught him putting up flags on lampposts

17. Decent sentences but realistically they’ll both be out in about 6 years. In the meantime, someone else will step into their shoes and continue to sell the drugs.

18. Your dad doesn’t sound like a very nice person.

19. The irony of his last name being an animal with a slender neck…

20. Can we talk about how this is a white man being persecuted! Two tier policing…. Or something

21. Pay our doctors more.

22. He looks like something that’s just eaten its way out of an apple.

23. Maybe all that money could buy him some ears.

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